The Donkey, The Pig and That Other One

Girls4Pok.com!

2010-02-15T04:13:00.003+08:00

After 2 and half years of hiatus, we bring you Girls4Pok.com.

A fantastic idea that allows you to make recommendation for girls that Pok should date! Ever feel like playing Sim or matchmaking? At Girls4Pok.com you get to exactly that. Do you happen to be know any single girls or happen to be one spending Valentine Day alone? Try Girls4Pok.com!

Do you spend lonely walks or countless hour sitting in front of the computer wishing Prince Charming was there or at least some guy to talk to? At Girls4Pok.com, you find that Pok has a really sensitive and mature attitude. Perfect for those looking for a good father figure to raise their kid. (Proven to be the idea person to discipline ADP's children, if we can trust him, SO CAN YOU!)

Why be single when you have Girls4Pok.com to help you! Never spend another Valentine Day celebrating Single Awareness Day!

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That sneaky bastard quietly posted in this blog without letting us know (I'm assuming Pok doesn't know too). Btw that guy posted in the wrong colour!

Well after 2 and half years of hiatus I think Adam did a great job at posting something random. I was suppose to a post about Monopoly City, that reminds me... I need to get the pictures from pok. For now hopefully we get to drink Choya while playing

Drinks4Dom.Com!!

2010-02-09T16:51:00.002+08:00

After roughly 2 years in hiatus, we return to bring u.....Drinks4Dom.Com!!!

A fantastic business idea blending the everyday consumption of packet drinks and milkshakes together with the not-so-common consumption of alcoholic beverages, we will show society how it can be hip and trendy to drink alcohol in the day time and Without the risk of hangovers!

Are u bored of youre regular packet lychee drink? Are u sick and tired of your friends teasing u because u like to drink milkshakes at a restaurant? Are u only allowed to drink Shandy at home because your parents feel its the only "safe" drink for u?

At Drinks4Dom.Com, we offer you subtle yet mind-blowing changes to your everyday drinks! what u thought was boring shall be boring no longer at Drinks4Dom.Com!

It's dying all right.

2007-06-06T17:13:00.000+08:00

As dead as this blog is, we use it for one purpose.

To remember when the hell our birthdays are.

So, yes Director D finall turned 20 on the 5th of June but with half the dictators in Australia there is unfortunately no celebrations this time about.

But Pok is no longer the old one! It's Adam that is the young one now! mwahahahahaha

So to Dom, happy belated birthday.

Diee...! DIE!!!

2007-01-21T23:48:00.000+08:00

hmm...its my turn to blog. I was hoping i could avoid it for awhile and let this blog die a slow, natural death. but it refuses to go away!! i tell u these blogs are like cockroaches...they just dont die. the only way to kill em off is to personally see to its wanton and complete destruction and deletion. Then it can be truly said to be "gone" forever. But...this blog still seems to have a last breath in it yet........

Its been almost a month into the new year, so even though this is the first post of the new year, im not gonna talk about it. I think its a bit too late for that already. Never fear though..theres other headlines in ADP news today

Old Sage Pok turned 20!!!

I dont care what director P tries to say, I think turning 20 is a big deal. Its like...2 decades of your life man!! how can it not be important? 21 isnt a big deal...its just another year after 20 years mah....

So...what did we do on this ~~ordinary~~ auspiscious day?? ~~fuck la i cant spell for nuts tonight...this is like the 3rd time i cant spell a world...word*....arrrrrggghhh...~~

For starters, Director D wasnt around, since he cant be in 2 places at once, his main body had to be in semenyih. So only his spirit was with us that day...Peace to his soul.

hahahah Anyway i think we had enuf fun on poks bday...hor pok?? After all u got to make a new friend, get driven for the whole day, trash me in pool, and get a free lunch, all in the same day!! hahaha not worth it meh?? ~~aiya...u beat me only coz i let u larr...u think normally ill be so kind meh?? LOL!~~

Dinner was the best part...for ME la..not ah pok..coz i got a free meal from him..hahahaha. At Delicious, no less. Summore not even the Director himself invite wan...had to be the directors dad that asked me along...haihzzz...this director P mou yung lor...hahaha

And so passes 2 decades of life in the first of the 3 directors. The time is drawing nearer for the other 2 directors to join him. The time is nearrrr..............

If Pigs Could Talk

2006-12-21T01:05:00.000+08:00

You know what they would say? Oh yes its:

Either "Bah to tired to come out, some other time" or "Working, no time" or maybe even "Cannot lar, ... won't let.... see how lar"

But ultimately if you do ever engage in a conversation with a pig, you either had too many to drink as the only thing a pig can say is "OI".

I must say ADP making really little progress with this blog? Why? Well below are the 10 best reason I can come out to please our reader (whether they exist in the same dimension or not).

We are busy because :

we are plotting to take over the world hence has little time to monitor this blog
one of the board member is subjected to an enternity on ADP's torture machine(TM)
one of ADP had a gender reassigment done. Hint: it was a he!
our evil deed got caught by the ISA force and is currently lock is some far far away 9 by 9 cell
we are currently unavailable at the moment so please leave a message after the beep. ~BEEP~
we are busy coming up with 10 excuese to fill these 10 excuess with.
we are currently filming the Great Adventure of ADP, directed by Steven Spielberg. Staring Philip Seymour Hoffman as Adam, Brad Pitt as Dominic and Tom Cruise as Pok. (poster currently unavailable)
we abducted by alien and currently being probe to discover the meaning of being a human
we are currently partying with a whole lot of girls!
we have our path to follow and soon will be going our seperate ways

Well look like ADP won't be ADP for long. Starting from next year, Pok going (or has been all this while)to Perth while Adam is going to Melbourne and me? Still stuck in a hellhole call Nottingham

I always hate the idea of shutting down this blog as I kind of grow quite fond of this blog. I mean, this has got to be the longest collective blog ever in Malaysia! I know tons of collective blogs but in the end it got abolish and shut down.

Sigh

If Donkeys Could Talk

2006-11-19T15:14:00.000+08:00

You know what they would say? No?

Well, other than "That's right fool, now I'm a FLYING talking donkey! You mighta seen a house fly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! "

They would say, "I'll do a double post!"

But just like the donkey that flew, it only last for that one moment. It never happens for too long.

Hehehe, Dom whatever assignment you're doing you better finish up soon and do as you and Adam agreed or we'll be force to proceed with punishment. Haha.

(man, i'm sad)

(oh right, another thing. ADP wishes Adam happy 19th (or 20 according to his father)

The Eternity Cycle.

2006-10-31T16:17:00.000+08:00

Well, has it been an eternity yet? If it has, then it probably means it's time for ADP to have a post now. As you can cleary see (or not see), ADP has a problem with getting post delivered on time, this is due to some internal conflict of who's turn it is to post. This was essentially bound to happen sooner or latter. But this shall be settled sooner or later (probably later, but that's another story all together anyway)

Now, i know the question in everyone's minds now. Oh c'mon, you know what it is.

Yes, there you go it's that specific question that has been lingering in your minds now. And i shall now proudly answer that question for you loyal (non-existing) readers out there.

Yes, i'm talking about "How would ADP look like if we were animated?"

The answer is quite simple really, and we're proud to show it to you in this little picture of ours.

(guess which is the green fat one? hehehe)

There you have it, see. It's real simple really. Now it's off everyone's minds isn't it!

It been a while... a really really really long while

2006-10-13T00:28:00.000+08:00

I know it be a while since I last posted anything. And yes I know that it is my duty as a Director of this ~~pathetic~~ non existances company and to keep our ~~stupid and useless~~ sharefolder happy. The fact that I'm was busy running between Singapore and Malaysia and another fact that I just started University is no excuse as I know Adam and Pok are equally busy (or maybe a bit more lazy for the latter)

So in favour of the on going trend will doesn't really exist either, I shall continue talking crap (this exist) to please the readers (this doesn't really exist).

So what why hasn't there be a new post since last month? Well it quite simple... WE WERE SIMPLY BUSY! Busy with? What else, WOLRD DOMINATION. In fact we were just talking with the UN telling them how they should run the world in favour of ADP policy. You know the usual stuff, less war more crap, more food more crap, more medicince more crap, less WMA more ADP, less Bush more brain... You know us, we really support our crap.

No you got to understand this post is nothing but crap about something that some how works out to be crap in the end. Hm... why so many crap all of a sudden? Hm... I don't know. I think we need Director A and Dictator P to explain further on that.

As you are aware ADP was suppose to be going on a road trip. To? Where else, to boldly go where no one has gone before. Where is that exactly? Hm... Good question... Will come back to you some other time. Ok as you all know (we all our readers are smart, that why that are wasting their time reading this istead of doing other more productive stuff eg doing their assignment, clean up their room and etc etc) it is better to go in comfortable car if you going on a road trip. A Proton makes an ok car but I was planning to take my company car for the road trip and bring A and P around... but since I'm no longer working... that out of the question which leave us back to square one... Adam's 1.6 Aeroback Proton Wira.

Well not only I was planning to get each member a Nintendo DS to increase our productivity... again that out question.

So what the future of ADP going to be like? Hm... The usual, doing more productive stuff like writing a post of this blog then using the time to do other less productive stuff like writing my 1500 Words Assignment.

Who knows... maybe we can't find anything to do ... we might just camp out in Pok's front yard for a few days hahaha. Anyway as Adam was saying, uni can really wear a person's mind,body and soul... It kind of creepy to see Pok souless... oh wait... we see that all the time when he just woke up... ok cancel the last one.

So as I sit in this nearly empty com lab 4am in the morning typing this post, what else do I have to say? Only one thing ZZZZzzzzzz

ADP Roadtrip!!

2006-09-17T01:02:00.000+08:00

Ok normally i dont care much bout skipping a post coz Director P is always there to cover for me and Director D always seems to do his duty on time. Unfortunately this time the donkey is taking an extra long time for his post to emerge..so i guess its my turn to cover...? ~~director P is gonna say i post much less than him anyway...~~

Soooo...nothing much really happening at the ADP boardroom lately. Some plans are being formulated for a ~~bermuda~~ ADP triangle which will be set up soon to expand our operations..but im leaving that for director D to explain. I, on the other hand, would prefer talking about the recreational activities of ADP..=D

One of the plans we've always had at the back of our heads but have never actually done is to go on a roadtrip. The plan has been on the drawing block for quite a few months, and so far the details are :

Who : erm..only ADP currently..havnt opened it for registration yet..hehe
Where : Around the country? Suggestions were made about neighbouring countries, but thats even less likely
When : The next time all 3 of us actually have about 4 days to disappear from society???
Why : heck why do we need a reason to go on a roadtrip??
What : probably a drive to a few cities and states? and maybe a seaside or beach? hm..
How : currently it looks like only MOT (mode of transport) available is my car..>.<

So there u go folks. ADP planning for u...hahaha..ok la i know its not much..but its not easy to plan this kinda thing ok!! Worst part is when CERTAIN ppl (director P) hardly seem very enthusiastic bout this kinda thing..=.=....then again, knowing him as well as i do, all we have to do is pack his bags, stuff him in the car and he'll be raring to go...although he'll prob be complaining the whole first few hours of the trip..hahha

Truth be told we really wouldnt mind taking a few other ppl along..only problem is we dont have a car that big. of course a normal car can fit 5..but thts no fun for long distance travel. 4 would be okay...any volunteers? Or if anyone is willing to offer their MPV...we will be eternally grateful..lolz

On a more serious note, planning this kinda thing seems to be more important to me these days...coz uni life is really starting to wear me out. Anyone in uni now will agree with me - that same old routine of chasing deadlines gets so tiresome that i just wanna get away from it all....sighh..yea i know...i need a holiday...=P

Who's Turn Is It Again?

2006-08-29T20:58:00.000+08:00

As usual, we've gone a long time without posting. But i'm having a feeling that it doesn't really matter anymore does it? Hmmm.

As always, SOMEBODY in the chain of posting decides for no absolute reason whatsoever to not post, and hence once again. Here i am, double posting (it's becoming quite the habit isn't it?)

Well, let's see what been happening shall we?

It appears that our fellow Director D has finally graduated from college with his A-Levels, unfortunately, how he did on that exam is currently unknown. All efforts (or the lack of it) to find out has been unfortunately, futile. There is also known reports that the director may move elsewhere further than KL, Taman Desa (also known as ADP headquarters)

With no recent online meetings for the directors to discuss company matters, it appears as this ~~blog~~ company is falling apart.

But fear not! ADP is a very ~~toit~~ tight organization which has been subjected to many other obstacles such as near death experiences in a small 4 wheel drive and running across 4 lanes of fast moving traffic which jumping above a meter high barrier. Yes sir! We are pretty much fearless (unless of course it concerns matters of girls and horror movies)

We shall fill in on more as ADP celebrate together with Malaysia independence day!

(notice: do not try to contact us on 31st because since it's a holiday (at least for the other 2 members of this organization), and we will most likely be sleeping or too bothered to do anything)

Things Get Serious

2006-08-08T22:01:00.001+08:00

After one month without issuing any new updates about ADP, here is the latest news :

1) Director P went back to aussieland. as such all contact with him has been lost again. Attempts to find him over the world wide web have had mixed results. The search continues.

2) Director D finished painting his apartment...WITHOUT the help of the other 2 directors. We are proud to say that Director D managed it all on his own...and that the other 2 directors managed to cleverly shirk all responsibility..=D

3) Situation at Director A's department has remained unchanged. The still-unnamed transport vehicle of Director A has been serviced, and is now plying the Federal Highway and the streets of Sunway on an almost daily basis.

Now u see why theres been a lack of posts?? NOTHINGS HAPPENING!!! lolxxx

But if u want to know what kind of things are getting serious....im talking about tennis classes. I can still remember when Dom talked me into joining him for tennis...I joined more because i pitied him coz of all his failed attempts to learn rather than actually wanting to learn myself. Its true! I didnt even have my own racquet then..imagine we used to share racquets during coaching sessions..lolz

Fast forward a few months, after quite a few coaching sessions, and these lessons are getting into quite a routine. Unlike Director P and Sub Z, who failed to have any sort of routine with the coach, Director's DnA have been going quite regularly, with marked improvements in their game. (yes dom u ARE improving...although very slowly..lol).

But the problem starts when things get serious. After a recent session, we were talking about restringing our racquets and getting new ones, and then the coach drops a bombshell.

He wants me to buy a racquet that costs at least 500 bucks!!!

How wei??? See this is why i like ping pong...its the cheapest sport to play!!! Theres no need for any special or fancy shoes, Bats dont have to be expensive, and balls are even cheaper!!! anyone who has a 200 dollar bat is already respected...compare that to tennis...haiyorr...and best of all? its an indoor sport...=D

Oh well...what to do? I suppose for now ill stick to temporary measures aka restringing the strings..=D

Oh and dom...if youre not getting a new racquet...at least get some shoes for goodness sakes!!!!

Agent 2274 is Back!

2006-07-05T00:26:00.000+08:00

Breaking news!! Director A has returned from an extended hiatus, and is now blazing this blog once again with his presence!! now u readers out there (though i think theres really few of u..) wont just be stuck with the constant boring history lessons given by Director P, nor will u have to keep putting up with old and badly-editted images made by Director D !!! Nope, Director A plans to bring ADP into a new era, always looking forward to the new future!!!

For starters, i have to announce that the logistics of our company has changed!! The house of Director A is no longer the middle ground for ADP. With the recent shift of Director P over to the outskirts of Puchong, The house of Director D has now become the meeting point and middle ground for ADP until further notice. However the new place of Director P is substantially further away from the other 2 directors, as they found out earlier today. It is definitely no longer as close to Director A, and that, although it is not needed to be so close anymore, is something that will be missed.

Director D also posted about the ~~loss~~ sale of the mobile red box, and i must say i too am saddened by the loss. That shall always be remembered as the car that took us round all our adventures ~~and tuition classes~~. However ADP philosophy demands that with every bad news there must also be good news!! and yup we've got some now too!! Although we have lost the red mobile, we have acquired 2 not-so-new inconspicuous vehicles perfect for surveillance carried out by the ADP agents!! And best of all, unlike the old red mobile, these 2 vehicles can actually push past 100km/h with ease, making it much more useful for high speed chases compared to the mobile red box.

Director D has a 1.5 Wira with manual transmission bearing registration WJR 620, and Director A has a 1.6 Wira aeroback with automatic transmission bearing registration BDY 2717. If ever you see these 2 cars on the street, blow your horn so they can be alerted of your presence!! Pictures of the 2 vehicles are still classified, and shall be uploaded when it is moved onto the main server....aka my com.

Of course that doesnt mean Director P is carless. He still has his 4WD Discovery, but i dont remember the number plate. So there u have it folks!! each member already has their own set of wheels before turning 20!!! Didnt i tell u this was a profitable organization? I suggest u invest in it as soon as possible. I see no problem in achieving our mission objective which is to become millionaires by 30 and retire by 40...=D

Small Note : With the change of Director P's residence, agent 2272 shall have to be renamed since that number is now defunct. Of course if he wants to keep it no ones stopping him. But i suggest he be renamed to Agent 1925, since that is the common number between the old number and this new number. What say you folks? =D

We miss you red mobile!

2006-06-22T16:51:00.000+08:00

Fellow members of ADP just receive news that have left a deep hole in our hearts except Pok, he's heartless after all, it just not possible to burn a hole in nothing. Anyway because Pok was facing difficulty paying for his new BIG bangalow some where in Puchong, he had no choice but to sell off his ~~manhood~~ car to pay for the payment.Oh well what done is done.

We had both good and near death exprience with this car, REDBOX, ADP WILL MISS YOU.

Below are some pictures of ADP with the red mobile :

It was so small that if you disagree with the driver, you know that your only an arm reach away from killing the drive. Especially good when you have Director Pok who has a death wish, they way even when he tries to kill us the passenger and knock out the driver and resume control, as demostrated by Director Adam knocking out the driver. Think of it as an air ball for near death drivers.

Here an "sexy" model possing with the car just like those motor show, except ours is a bit fatter, uglier and is a ~~gay~~ er urm guy.

0-80kph : a very long time....
top speed : around 90kph and faster car may shake into pieces
*Skinny idiot not included.

In case of any emergecy, please escape through front left and front right door. There is no other way beside these two door. Please evacuate with a calmly manner as demostrated by Adam here.

Back passenger please wait clamly for your death since there is not way you can escape through those bars at the back of the car. Trust me, I'm so skinny even I can't fit through. Notice how calm this guy is waiting for his doom.

Ahh the Pioneer, this is a piece of history itself! How do you think Red box mobile got its name? It all thanks to this little machine that plays CDs and radio. It help calm the demon behind the wheel and makes the passenger feel relax when facing near death experience.

Sigh it was a good car... we will miss you, thanks for the many near death experience, trips to tuition, frisbee, mamak and many more!

Near (unwillingly) Death Experience

2006-05-31T09:23:00.000+08:00

Due to the reluctancy of my 2 very lazy ~~DICKtators~~ directors, i shall break the sequence of posting and post my post ahead of Adam.

A fellow director Dominic was just talking about near death experiences in ADP in the recent years and it has therefore occur to me that this year ADP has yet to experience the adrenaline pumping near death experience.

We shall start of course with the always memorable 1st near death experience that ADP experienced. The credit of course has to be given to director Dom who has tried to kill both Adam and i by presuading us to run across the Old Klang Road (after getting ice cream) while it was still under construction. Of course Dom being Dom, he jumped up and across the cement barrier with ease. UNFORTUNATELY for the other 2 directors, we didn't erm, have as much talent in jumping. And yes we were nearly knocked down by an E-Class Mercedes before we both heroically ~~crawled~~ jumped across. I'm not sure if the full story was every posted by anyone in ADP. If it wasn't, it should have. But so far i can't find it in the ADP archieves.

I of course will have to take full credit for the SECOND near (unwillingly) death experience (hereby referred as NuDE) This of course was the famous car driving incident after a game of frisbee. In short, we were heading to chinese hawker stores to get food when i made some ~~insane~~ heroic driving and saved (and nearly killed) all of us! For the full story, read the archieves in September 2004.

Both this incidents were of course 2 years ago when we were under pressure from SPM.

The 3rd incident experienced by ALL ADP members was ironically no caused by an ADP member. It was however done by our backup member of ADP (in which many of us consider to be a big part of ADP already) Zhen Han. He, as usual was driving VERY FAST in a SLOW lane. If i am not mistaken, we were probably heading towards a mamak shop in Taman Desa. While he was distracted for a while by our intruiging topic of conversation, a lorry and a pick up truck made sudden stops in front of us. The screeching, the swerving was probably the worst NuDE we ever experience (didn't help since i was in the front seat) We got lucky once more, with Zhen Han swerving to a side and making a full stop before we could knock into the lorry. This experience was just last year.

Now with 2/3 and a backup member screwing up and nearly getting us killed, you would think the LAST director would try to kill us too. But nooooooooo. At current record, Director Adam has yet to try to kill us. YET.
However, he does frequently make us watch boring movies which just as bad as killing us anyway. =D

In conclusion, we can all probably agreed that ADP will almost, nearly die, for food.

Freedom at last!

2006-04-30T17:08:00.000+08:00

Well thanks to a pig who flew to Australia ADP suddenly reliase they have a degree of freedom never enjoy when ~~Dictator~~ Director Pok was around.

So far, ADP have enjoy a few events outside the usual Taman Desa's mamak area which so far are dinner is SS2, movies in Sunway, dota in Subang. If Pok was around, it would normally result in.. "bah.. sleeping" or "do want lar.. too far" etc etc.

Sure ADP did miss pok.. but it last for a short while after we came to term how evil he was, holding us back, refusing to go out instead seeking pleasure in his bed...

You see, with pok around we never get to do anything interesting. It only tennis, frisbee, mamak, occasionally cyber. But that just it. Beside an uniteresting "social life" we seem to be held back by a glass wall unable to break out of taman desa area. But now! With him out of the way, the glass wall seems to be broken.

So in the end do we really need Pok? Well let be honest with ourself, we only needed him to drive us around, with the fact the the remaining ADP has their own license and "parent's car" to use occasionally, we no long need Pok mwahaha. We still might reconsider his place as "director" if he manage to smuggle in those anime from australia and let us watch them without any pathetic excuses like bah, no dvd or bah, no time to pass it to you and so on. You see, ADP is a "good" organisation, we do not seek pleasure in porn, we only see pleasure in that other might describe as cartoons. But thanks to Pokcrastination, till today I still have yet to watch Gundam SeeD Destiny. So will Pok be able to hold his place as director? I say we let the shareholders decide about that... btw who are our shareholders? Hm... that my friend may be a mystery ADP is too dumb to solve.

Oh one last thing, this shall be Director D last post for the next 2 month untill he can finish his college's exam and join the Big boys in university. So long!

Before And After

2006-04-14T10:59:00.000+08:00

Well then, since i've been getting reminders that it's MY turn to post by some rather ~~annoying~~ responsible people, i guess i have no other choice do i?

Well then, the international expansion of ADP isn't exactly going perfect other than the fact that i'm suppose to import illegal supply of ~~drugs~~ TV serials into my space limited laptop to satisfy the stressed out needs of fellow board directors.

Its good that once in a while Dom comes out with some good ideas. Like the 2 pictures for instance, one before the bra and another after the bra (yes we're talking about Adam if you haven't noticed, just don't tell him)

UNFORTUNATELY, due to legal copyright (and humiliation) problems, the picture of after the bra was removed after a while.

So, the question that everyone has been wanting to know since for a long time now. 'What Happened To Adam? What Made Him Become What He Is Today?!?!'

Hmm, yes a very good question indeed. Since i've known him since standard 2, and he was probably like this since standard 2 (i say probably because its a long time ago, and i'm getting old. Hence the lousy memory) we can conclude that the overpowering change happened in his days of England (land of lousy weather and high currency, let's not forget EPL)

Perhaps we shall never find out.........what the everlasting, ~~devastating~~ chage was. Ah well, Happy Easter.

And no, ADP does not supply free Easter Eggs.

Nor do we believe in the Easter Bunny, but Santa Claus is another thing all together.

How Far Would You GO?

2006-03-30T23:39:00.000+08:00

things have been pretty quiet at ADP recently...except for a few days ago, when the donkey realized he had to take the ielts exam...and he had to do it fast. As we all know the donkey has no personal means of transportation, thus he needed the help of yours truly to go submit the forms, pay the money etcetra. So without having much of a choice...i had to hang on to the donkeys identity card, 2 mugshots of him, and 500 bucks for the exam. i had to drive all the way to taylors, park in asia coz we all know parking in ss15 is a bi*tch, rush there to apply and rush back to uni...and still was half an hour late class. Sigh....the things we do for friends sometimes...>.<

well at least he has made up for the trouble by providing me with 5 dollars and a ice blended honeydew. i dont feel so bad now. besides....i was only late for management lecture...i try my best to go late for tht lecture anyway...hahaa

So the donkey is doing ielts. I got a score of 8.5. The pig didnt do it...but if he had i think he wudve scored about 8 or 8.5. SO dom...u gotta get at least a 7.5!!! anything less is a failure by adp standards!! hahaha

But enough about the education department. lets talk about the sports department. Currently the 2 of us (donkey n i) are working on that elusive consistent backhand shot. im doing a single backhand...doms learning a double backhand. the going is touch, but we shall make it one day!! and then we shall play with the almighty pig when he returns...buahaha

Thats it for this post. No plans to visit the pig and the kangaroos yet. still wondering when hes coming back.

P.S - that photo really was cute wasnt it..wahahaha

Since I ran out of ideas...

2006-03-23T23:57:00.000+08:00

Sorry, with Pok gone, ADP has gone less mobile. And to top it all Adam seems to be busy with his uni assignemt.. If you ask me, he probably going after some girl and disguising it as his "assignment". Well the last pic this blog hosted was *ah hem* in underwears of members of the opposite sex. Since that was remove, I shall post another pic of him.. before he started wearing bras, before all the hormone kick in

I present to you, Adam.. when he was 2-3 years old..

Aww.. isnt he cute? Make you wanna hug him...

It was kind of scary.. imagine all his sons will probably look like this.. We all might die from cuteness...

Random Update

2006-03-03T22:00:00.000+08:00

Ahoy there! The international representative a.k.a self proclaimed CEO speaks!

Due to unforseen workload and the lack of connectivity with fellow board of directors, progress to expand ADP down under has reached a stand still (not like we had much progress prior to this, but lets just conveniently forget that for the time shall we?)

Well then, have to agree with board of director DOM that the 2 that remain are fools. Heh. Kidding. ADP are never fools, we may be idiots, a donkey, a pig with a red mobil that self proclaims a lot of things, an ex NS trainee that can't do anything, a pathetic bunch of dudes who are never lucky with girl, but we are DEFINITELY not fools.

Well then, where was i?

Right. About ADP's progress. As i said due to the lack of connectivity, i haven't been able to contact DnA. But we all are dudes that realise the importance of education. So here is my complete most rational ~~excuse~~ reason for the lack of updates.

BOD Adam is currenty busy with university life and a his first car accident.
BOD Dom as i assume is (as always) busy with his "studies".
~~CEO~~ BOD Pok is busy with his studios for the following 6 weeks. Excluding his tutorial and lecture work. Couple that with the availibility of 2 1.22 MB a day that makes his unable to update.

Hence, i believe that the 2 ~~fools~~ board of directors of ADP here by naming themselves DnA (phew) shall update more often than myself.

Anyway, adios from the international rep.

1 down, all that remain are 2 fools

2006-02-26T22:43:00.000+08:00

It has been a while since any one posted. Well you can't blame us. It wasn’t easy running the show with 3 people, now with the pig ~~mating~~ migration going on. Now it going to be even harder to run the show with just two people.

Let see, what will two mindless people do with their self proclaim ceo gone? Without him, we are nothing but a bunch of unless people without a leader to guide us! Without his wisdom, we are nothing but an empty shell without a cause!

As if! Notice the part “self proclaim”. The above might be what pok will say if he was ever interview regarding the welfare of ADP! Trust me, we survive when Agent A was send to a detention camp for 3 month, we survived without him for 3 months. Heck I bet we can survive 6 months without our self proclaim ceo. Seriously, you wont be missing much. The only thing he ever did was going around and self proclaiming he was ceo. Beside that he didn’t do much. Ok sure, he help chauffer us around and maybe help design the blog template. It not like we can't take over the job. Sure it going to be harder without him. The only time he was good for was the Red Box and … eh…urm…ah…. I think that pretty much cover it.

So how to we plan to run ADP with pok gone? Hm.. for starters we are thinking to rename ADP to DnA. Now it might stand for something catchy and cooler like DNA, the human genes or the double helix, choose your favourite. Maybe we start looking for a substitute to replace pok. But it going to be quite hard, how are we going to replace him? We need a guy whose name begin with P and has a red car… It not going to be easy, possible but not easy. Hm.. I think i’m getting quite sick with this skin.. after all this skin was suppose to be mine, but thanks to ADP procrastination, we didn’t quite get that done. And I am sure you heard us promoting there will be a new skin before pok leave for the country down-under. Guess we failed miserably… But what can you do about it? Sue us? Fired us? It not like you can… the only board member are ADP.. no one else..Unless you interested in given us some capital?

You know I think I so should suggest some idea, and start a business with the gang? What do you think? I think we shall start in some thing simple, like DVD seller. Think about it! We fit the best job description.. ok matter not good enough.. but after dying our hair, get a few ah beng clothes, I assure you we can be the best DVD seller ever, plus our legal background. We will challenge the police if we ever get caught!!!

Ps… pok.. if you do read this.. it your turn to post! And being in Australia doesn’t give you the right to not to post!

First International Representative!!!

2006-02-19T13:15:00.000+08:00

Well the day has finally come. ADP has ventured overseas!!! With our first person, the former CEO/minister of transport/member of design team Ah Pok moving to Perth, ADP now has extended its reach beyond the borders of Msia!! Ah yes this is indeed a joyous occasion...wtf..lol

Well expanding on the international front also has its consequences on the domestic side. For one, directors DnA are now left without a driver. Yesyes they can both drive, but they kind of lack the vehicle to drive..lolz..But thats not just all !!! What about.......erm......what else is there....? Eeerrr....damn cant think of anything else....nvm...lets just say we lost a driver..lolzzz

So anyway, DnA are now left to hold the fort over here at headquarters. It shall undoubtedly be harder for 2 ppl to do the work of 3....heck we never even really managed when there was 3 of us anyway..lolzz...So...once again..it looks like we gotta pull out those recruitment forms and posters again...Lets hope we have more luck than last time...when we didnt achieve anything at all..hahaa

But how is DnA going to help in the expansion overseas? Well there shall always be constant meetings over msn, and we shall constantly remind him of all the stuff hes missing over here, so that he'll make sure he comes back as much as possible. We shall also frequently remind him of his goals and targets, so that he doesnt get too carried away over there. His first goal is to get a girl from there...and then subsequently find another 2 more for DnA. Although this may seem like a daunting task for the Pokxter, DnA have utter faith and confidence in his yet-undiscovered abilities..hahaa wtf

But how is DnA going to keep track of his progress? Well although ADP put 100% trust in their employees, we shall still be demanding reports from director P every other week or so. These reports shall indeed be written here, so that there will be complete transparency in our transactions...=D

Okay i dont know what i was talking about there. Anyway its true that it might get a bit hard to maintain this blog with just 2 of us over here, but im sure we'll work somethin out. *hint to pok - dont forget to post!* So to the few people that actually bother to come here - dont stop !! this place wont die out.....at least not until we die out....wtf

hahaha have fun pok!! =D

(note to eewen - this is the event i was talking about. the picture is supposed to display how we feel now pok has gone. pretty fitting isnt it? i think dom actually does sit like that guy sometimes..lolzz)

When Boredom Strikes

2006-02-10T12:49:00.000+08:00

There comes a point in life, when one (or three) becomes too stressed, thus deciding to do rather very "stupid" things in order to de-stress. It's a very common activity this is.

DISCLAIMER: All partipants were blinded by the stress received from SPM 2004. Due to that, Operation De-Stress was put into play. ADP now brings you secret footage never to be seen before of 3 very very stressed out guys. Remember! You saw it first (and hopefully last) on ADP!

Random facts

2006-01-28T01:24:00.000+08:00

Haha check this out... some random "facts", regarding ADP.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Adp!

The patron saint of adp is Saint Eugenie.
If adp were life size, they would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
Contrary to popular belief, adp are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten adp.
If you toss adp 10000 times, they will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because their head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
Adp are the only bird that can swim but not fly.
The only Englishman to become adp was Nicholas Breakspear, who was adp from 1154 to 1159!
A lump of adp the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
Adp once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
Americans discard enough adp to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.

I think the funiest are "Americans discard enough adp to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months" and "Contrary to popular belief, adp are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol." "The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten adp"

ADP picture of the month

2006-01-25T19:58:00.000+08:00

*oops..the picture is gone!!! sory folks..director D did not consult me before putting it up..he has now pissed me off. bah...soemthing shall hve to be done about this*

Well, i think i have Director P approver to post this picture here without asking him. This is simply the best picture ADP has to offer! Without a doubt, this picture clearly wins photo of the month!

Hm... I'm going to have nightmare tonight...

What The..???

2006-01-19T21:44:00.000+08:00

What the heck is this?? Director D passing the keyboard to me? what does he think this is..? musical keyboards???

So im suppose to continue the post eh? well since Director P has been complaining that i dont seem to be posting as much as i should, i shall break tradition and post again in less than a week.

After all that thinking and planning and hype and excitement and anticipation and anxiety and and......and.....and all that other stuff, the 19th of january turned out pretty...erm...normal..lolz. well everything would be normal, if not for the fact that :

- we found out our student cards still work to get discounts at the cinema
- we watched pride and prejudice...something we might not have dared to watch ourselves. i think its good we did watch it in the end.
- we watched it with ah poks 3rd sister...of whom i havnt seen since she last sent me home in the days when pok still didnt have his driving licence...LOL
- dom had econs test on that day
- i went all the way to monash for nothing
- we went to mid valley at 4.30 and left at about quarter to 7. prob our fastest ever trip to the mall.

So really..the total time ADP spent together on the day of Director P's great day was about..erm..2 hours. haha sorry la but we were all really busy. these days we all seem to be pretty busy actually. its kinda sad when u think about it.......what with all the lack of time to go yumcha...all the different stuff we're all caught up in..dom with his exams..me with my uni stuff..pok and his infamous dads office...we're all kinda stretched to come up with a same time for us to meet. Sigh...i think im gona cry...sobsobsob T.T

*continued post after 1 night of sleep*
Ok i hope no one fell for that. Seriously...me? cry? well maybe....but over the 2 of them??? nawwwwwww....unless they died a sudden and unexpected death....then yea ill shed a tear or two la...hahahaha

So to wrap up this post...poks bday wasnt really anything to shout about. in fact i think none of our bdays have been anything to shout about actually..lolz. But its no big deal i suppose...none of us really care about our bdays, and just to prove that, we cant rmb each others birthday after like 10 years of knowing each other. So the theory is that if we cant get it right after so long..why bother anymore? =D

But before u guys crucify us for lack of 'yee hei'...at least me n dom can still rmb phone numbers!! dear old pok on the other hand, cant rmb any of our phone numbers at all!! all he knows is the first 3 digits..which both begin with 012...and of course half of my house phone..which is 2274..only because his own number begins with 2272...sigh...we definitely dont follow textbook friendships...lolzzz

The 1st of 19th

2006-01-18T00:02:00.000+08:00

Good news everybody!

No, ADP isnt selling it shares, No, ADP still dont have a single asset and NO, POK STILL DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!

The good news is, our self-proclaim ceo has finally turned 19!

So what priviledges does director have after turning 19? Hm... nothing i guess, i suppose you get this post as a dedication for your "hardwork and charming personalities". Beside it not like we can give extra bonuses or something, it not like we have anything to give, except of course ourself.. but i dont really think you want it.

Maybe a company dinner trip on us or maybe you dream trip to Lunar Bar, if you are lucky, we might be able to find some girl who willing to sacrifice herself for you. Hey Emmie, free to come out with us?

Well, I cant really talk much now, after all my head cramp with Monetary Policy Commitee and Fiscal Policy and etc etc.

So, I pass the duty of continuing this post to Director Adam!

*pass the keyboard to him*

ADP Resolutions

2006-01-15T00:47:00.000+08:00

Im gonna be honest here. ADP has not got off to a good start this year. I cant even write down all the things we planned but failed to do so far...theres just too many.

aaaaaaannnnnyyyyywayyyyyyyyyyyy....lets not talk about all the bad stuff shall we? after all, ADP is supposed to make everyone roll on the floor laughing!!! the combination of our terrible wit and utter lameness is supposed to make anyone crack. Our other combination of genius and stupidity is also enough to drive anyone bonkers~!!! Seriously, if anyone DOES NOT start laughing within half an hour of sitting down with ADP, then we will give u your money back. What money u say? good question...very good question. Which is why u shud get enuf of us before we actually start charging ppl money to spend time wif us.............something like a psychiatrist...only better...lolz

This post was supposed to be about our new year resolutions. However true to ADP fashion, we broke all of them before we cud even write them down. Hence i shall not bother putting it into writing here. Lets just postpone it to another year....everyone agree with me..? yea..thought as much

Dumdedum...the big day is coming~!! the day when director P turns NINE-TEEN!! its a very...erm...SOLEMN affair...(LOL)...afterall...after nineteen, theres no TENteen...theres only twenty...and then twenty one...and then twenty two...u get the picture.....

now ADP is also well known for its curiosity to try out new things, and this is no different. Thus, director P shall be the first to try out what its like to be NINETEEN, and then report back to the other 2 directors, who wait with bated breath. Of course, director A has just turned 18...so hes still got quite some way to go...but director D shud be taking hints i presume....

Now ADP has nvr dabbled much with fortune telling. After all, ADP takes life one day at a time, and this is displayed in the way we make plans.....example :

Dom : hey what u doin?
Adam : nothin much..u?
Dom : heading home from mv..want lunch?
Adam : hm...wat pok doin?
Dom : dunno..call him n see
Adam : aiya u call la
Dom : okok i call

Dont ask me what dom says when he calls pok...coz obviously im not listening. but of coz he either goes or he doesnt. 90% of the time he doesnt. sigh.

Or lets hve example number 2 :
*car stops in front of my house*
Pok : Ok out u get.
Adam : haiz still early la...only 3 o clock.
Pok : what u want to do? go home and sleep la.
Adam : come lets go watch movie.
Pok : Serious meh? dont want la..damn sleepy la now.
Adam : aiya lets go la...go home oso damn sien...go larrr
Pok : haizzz...ok la...lets go
*car makes 3 point turn...zooms off*

~later in mv~
Adam : lets watch *****
Pok : har? dont want la...the poster doesnt look nice
Adam : wtf?? just coz the poster dont look nice u dont watch meh
Pok : havnt seen any reviews about it also
Adam : aiya do something different for a change la
Pok : no way man. i want to watch **** la.
Adam : but the time is at 5 somethin...and its only 3 somethin now..
Pok : wa too late la like that...how now?
Adam : watch the first one la!!
Pok : Dont want la!! looks stupid.
Adam : wtf...?? then how??
Pok : lets go bowling.
Adam : .....................

so as u can see, ADP does not make plans. we are spontaneous ppl. we take things as it comes..lolz

Therefore its also hard to predict what ADP is gonna be like when director P leaves us for the land of kangaroos, down under there where no one really cares about. But im sure we'll make it out all right..after all dont we always? lolz

and thats the end of this post. LOLZ ok i know i know it didnt make much sense. i just saw the scrollbar at the side getting smaller and smaller so i know the post is getting kinda long..so im stopping here first...passing the buck on to director D for the next post!!!!

All Hail ADP 2006

2006-01-04T10:13:00.000+08:00

Well then, a new year. And of course if we can celebrate with a "Anual Raya Dinner", we can of course have a "Annual New Year's Eve Dinner".

Nooo, we didn't buy another bucket of KFC and sat in my house (or any other directors house for that matter) and enjoyed a 3 piece chicken (each) while drinking non-alcoholic beverages (Coke).

Nor did we celebrate it on a online meeting (MSN), counting down when we actually hear fireworks (of course this causes a slight delay in our countdowns online. But a few seconds is alright, i suppose.)

We actually went out (gasp!) after much persuation and hard, crazy plannning (for SOME weird reason, we couldn't get anything planned out till the last day. Fortunately enough, everything turned out fine.) we finally decided, Bangsar would be the place to be (well, actually it was because we didn't want to squeeze with the crowd in KL)

Since it was New Year's Eve, it was only reasonable that ADP had company with them, Emmie and Diana (both primarily Dominic's friends, but friends of Director D are friends of ADP no? hehe)

Now things was quiet and fine before 10 pm. After that was just rather erm, loud? Had dinner at a place called 'The Social' to socialize i suppose, then started walking in Baskin's Robins for ice cream (it was the 31st too). Now this was when the eagerness to drink of Director D started to get the most of him. It was unfortunate that a camera was not around. You could just see his anticipation to drink, you could FEEEL it (didn't help that he was yakking and yapping about drinking.) OF COURSE, what happens to Director D later in the night remains to be another story all together.

Now to tell the whole story of being in the pub drinking random drinks and meeting random people would be well, too random. So let's just get straight on to topic.

Director D calls for magarita after much anticipation => finds that he can't drink magarita (we were hoping for him to gulp it down) => we ask why? => says his braces are obstructing (doesn't make sense? You tell us)

No. Doesn't stop there.

Director D comes out of pub => face reds up => his drinking habits stops there. What a way to end 2005 man.
(the drinking habits of the remaining of the group of course doesn't just stop there. heh.)

We would have called along our subsitute director, Zhen Han. But he was apparently busy being a lightbub (ahem) in Bukit Bintang.

All ended when Director D had problems breathing after masses of colour foam and atificial snow attacked us (we realise ADP was under threat and of course bought more to fight back), and we then decided we shall head home after sending Emmie home (yes we realised that it would have been easier to allow her to teleport or jump through pictures but she had the most to drink that night =P, so we thought we would be the gentlemen we are and give her a ride home.)

It was a good night. I guess.

Next up, ADP's resolutions for 2006!! Stay tuned.

Big Yellow BALLS! (we are not gay)

2005-12-21T23:18:00.000+08:00

Ever heard of major company installing gym into their office building? Or giving extra bonus to employees who don't smoke? Yup, since ADP intending to be a major company soon (hopefully we are still alive when that happen) our 2 most influences/charming/heroic/the ones who do most of the job! Director Adam and Director Dominic decided to kick start this program by ~~torturing~~ training ourselves in the art of "The Tennis". It is not an easy art for any one to master except stupid pigs and people by the name of "Paul"!

So what do guys do when it involves lots and lots of balls!! Not just 2 but a lot more… big one too! Of the size of your fist! Big yellow balls! Sound like fun don't you think?

Today the second lesson, for Adam and Dominic. What are their progress so far? Adam still complaining he not hitting the ball the right way.. he just not making the sound he wants it to make.. wander what that means.. Where else Dominic is too busy hitting homeruns to focus on the game.

Were there any casualties? Well I bet in the coach head, he saw Adam as Agent Smith from the movie "the matrix", I bet you can almost see the coach going into bullet time trying to dodge the balls Adam sending straight at him. Well I got say this coach is better than Neo, not only does he dodge em, he even tries to catch them. Pretty cool! He even manages to catch a ball which Adam sends straight at him! Director Dom attempted to duplicate this but unfortunately his reflexes kick him which resulted only dodging the balls.

Well there you have, a story about 2 mindless director with a lots of BIG YELLOW BALLS!

Where will ADP venture next? Stay tune and fine out, till next time!

ADP's Regular...Oops..Giant Earthquake

2005-12-14T15:07:00.000+08:00

i know i havnt been posting for awhile, and i was actually waiting for this before posting. but then pok went ahead and posted first...but whatever la...hopefully this will make u guys check back here more regularly now..hehe

so yesterday adp ventured out to swensens (again) for an earthquake exactly 7 days (as pok so happily kept reminding us) since pok n I collected our law marks at the swensens in subang parade. but wait...im getting ahead of myself. lets start from the beginning.

Since our graduation and the first earthquake i was already planning this trip. ~~yes im taking all the credit~~ my two objectives were....well to celebrate ah poks "green slip" (1) and of course...to eat ice cream (2). after all, when one director succeeds, the other 2 must rejoice, no?

however there was a SLIGHT obstacle when i asked dom whether he wanted to go. not expecting any resistance or negative answer, it therefore came as a rude shock when he said "err..see how la..have to save money..blablabla" i was of course thinking to myself "WTF??"...but we all know that in the end dom nvr turns down a Adp trip..so we got that sorted out.

Of course i nvr told pok anything i planned. all i told him was we were going out on tuesday night and he had better make himself free...or else. or else what i dunno la...but empty threats do work sometimes..=D but then leh...the domkey, being the absolute donkey he is, just had to tell him that we were going for ice cream. i tell u ah..tht guy can nvr keep a secret. *sees pok nodding head in agreement* but i suppose that was good also...becoz then at least pok came out dressed properly..and not in his shorts and t shirt..lolz

if u still havnt figured it out, i was the special ah mat of the night. after all, pok still didnt know where we were going. neither did dom for that matter. in fact the 2 of them actually believed me when i said we were going aaaall the way back to subang parade swensens for icecream. they even started telling me what to do after i took a supposedly "wrong turn" on my way to the real destination - SS2. of coz pok always tries to act like as if he knows whats happening la..but face it this time u really dint know anythin..lolz

i thought the adventure would be over after we got there. but i didnt expect the number of ppl in that place. how can parents let their kids stay up till 10-11pm just to eat ice cream thats 50% off???? even though its school hols...there still has to be discipline!! they shud hve been in bed sleeping..not taking up valuable space in swensens... -_-"

at this point my plan didnt seem to be going very well, what with dom coming back downstairs after 2 seconds saying it was totally packed, and pok saying that we shud just go to AnW. thankfully, I had the sense to go up there and see, and in fact there were empty tables. so we managed to get a seat, and everything continued as planned.

till then ah pok still DIDNT KNOW what we were doing. he thought we just went for ice cream and we were splitting the bill 3 ways. only until we were paying the bill and i split the cost in half did he realize what it was for.

ahhhhh the surprised yet pleased face of the pig was worth seeing. now we just gotta wait for next month...when itll be me n doms turn to have our earthquakes, seeing as the pig is turning 19, and that truly is an earth-shattering event...=D

Is This The End as We Know It??!??

2005-12-11T17:03:00.000+08:00

Yes, of course we've realised that we haven't posted much in this blog that we don't even know who reads (and YES I also realise the title is very lame). Oh we know people read it, but who. That's a question we (Adam & i) got answered in a very harsh way. *breeerrrr.......scary.....*

Now since we need to present a reason on why we haven't updated, i shall now do the honours of telling you people why. Hmmm....just let my very imaginative and creative mind *cough* think up of an reason a.k.a excuse before answering.

*clears throat*
We're currently working on a major plan on taking over the world in a mimimum of a month. Then we can package this deal and sell it off with a nice little catchy title that goes 'Around the World in 30 days'........*thinks for a moment*. Errr i mean 'Dominate the World in 30 days'. But of course these plans are ADP top secret plans which i can't tell you guys anything about it.

Errrrmm......oh well.

The following excuses *ahem* i mean reasons.... are also aplicable:

ADP is a very busy organization and therefore spend time doing stupid things like 'Blogging'.
We are currently busy with our college work. (wait......didn't 2 of us ALREADY graduated?)
Currently working on a very top secret business plan.
Working on university applications.
Couldn't get into blogger.
We are facing a bankcrupcy situation, hence the business plan.
We are all dead.
We took time to search far and wide into the great realms of unknowns.
Errm, we were kidnapped. Yeah that's it. We were kidnapped by aliens.
Our keyboards weren't working, and neither was our mouse.

Of course the one reason that shall remain a rumour because it isn't true is of course:

ADP is blardy lazy.

Now that is definitely a rumour and we choose to deny it all the way!!!!

Lonely, oh i'm so lonely

2005-11-25T20:57:00.000+08:00

Well since the other 2 are busy preparing for their exam. Guess I wont be able to disturb any one of them for a few days.. Sigh.. *start sing* "Lonely, oh i'm so lonely.."

This might be a good thing to our share holders (if there is any..). Both of our directors (agents) will be graduating from college soon. So i'm sure our share holders will be happy to see their investment being control now by 2 college graduate instead previously the all 3 are "high school dropout" haha.

Hm.. wander what we going to do in the future.. Hm... maybe you might see a Multi National Coporation name, what else, ADP.. What will it do...Hm.. maybe it might be a consultant firm.. Combining all 3 of our ability. Or it just be a secret spy organisation, in charge of training agents and future Minister of Defence.

Well since i dont really know what to post.. and my post cant beat adam or poks or evern their combine post.. haha So yeah, in a way I dont really know what to post about!

Anyway GOOD LUCK to both of our uselss director. Remember our motto! DESPERATION IS OUR INSPERATION!!

ADP's Recipe For Success

2005-11-11T21:57:00.000+08:00

After having a taste of the Colonel's Original Recipe, ADP decided to come out with their own recipe, although it has nothing to do with food. Well actually only directors A and P thought of this recipe, but this is classified as a company secret, therefore it comes under ADP.

We all know that cooking is all about using the just-right amount of ingredients. Too little or too much could spoil the whole pot. The difference of one small teaspoon of something could be the difference between a normal dish and a dish fit for a king. So just as there are many different ways to write a successful essay, ADP has come out with the easiest, fastest, and most cost efficient way of producing a sure-hit with the teachers. Ready???? Here goes!!

ADP's Original Recipe For A Successful Essay
ingredients needed :
2 bowls of crap
1 tablespoon of fact
500g of correct spacing
20ml of correct font
a tiny dash of bombastic words (sprinkle liberally whenever taste is not salty enuf)

Before I begin on the cooking instructions, let me first clear the air over the different grades of crap. Crap is just like eggs - there are a few grades, ranging from grade A to grade C. naturally it is best to obtain grade A crap, and this is usually imported from places like internet websites such as wikipedia. Uncyclopedia is also possible, although not everyone likes the taste of it.

Fact is much harder to obtain, and that is why we only ask for 1 small tablespoon. it may sounds easy but trust me u wont find it in your local supermarket. it will take lots of time and effort to find that little tablespoon of fact. I advise you to be patient, the effort WILL pay off.

Instructions :
start by mixing the 2 bowls of crap together. Make sure the crap is smooth and appealing. It is also advisable to mix crap till it's soft and puffy. Afterwards add the tablespoon of fact. This is an important part of the recipe - one small mistake could mess up the whole dish. Make sure that the tablespoon of fact is spread out nicely and evenly over all the crap, so that all the crap is mixed with a little bit of truth. It's essential that the fact is evenly spreaded out as every small piece of fact is essential. The ratio for fact and crap should be around 1:2, sometimes it is also possible to make it 1:3 but anything after that and youre pushing it boy!!! (or girl)

after mixing the crap and the fact, mix the 500g of correct spacing and 20ml of correct font in a different bowl. make sure that the mixture is perfectly clear and no sediments are left behind. if not mixed properly, you could end up with words that are too big, spacing that is too wide between lines, or other disastrous consequences. this amateur-ish mistake does not go down well with seasoned food tasters aka. teachers.

by now you should have one bowl of crap+fact, and another bowl of spacing+font. pour both bowls into a blender. switch on the blender. watch the blender work. keep watching the blender. switch off blender when finished.

by now you should have an ~~essay~~ concoction that is full of crap, joined with a little bit of truth, together with correct line spacing and font sizes. the mixture should now look a deep blue-purplish green. any other colour is just WRONG. if the colour is different, DONT FRET!! all you have to do is highlight the words and change the colour to the correct one as instructed. If that still doesnt work, please update your blender. (i.e. Microsoft Word.) If that still does not work, pick up a wand and start shouting !@#$% or Ceteris Peribus. This should do nothing to change the colour and if it does change colour, you're doing it wrongly.

now that you have this smoking, deep blue-purplish green...thingie, you are ready to stuff into the oven ala printer to bake. however before you do so, you may want to add a touch of seasoning. take the bottle of bombastic words and sprinkle it on top of the...thingie. however please please PLEASE be careful not to overdo it, as too much of bombastic words will ruin the taste of the crap. In fact, if used too liberally, people wont even understand what the heck youre trying to cook...aka wtf youre writing.

lastly, we come to the final part of the recipe, which is the baking process. before u pass on your hard work into the hands of a machine, make sure you click 'save' before proceeding further. in addition, make thorough checks to ascertain that the oven ala printer is working properly. This is an essential part because sometimes Ovens DO blow out, as in the case of Taylor's college's oven. it went bananas and started churning dishes in landscape format...total disaster i tell u...a mockery of the profession.

so now that you have this perfect recipe, try it out!! what are you waiting for?? whats the worst that could happen?? after all, as the saying goes, if u dont try, u dont know!!!

(disclaimer : ADP is not responsible for any F's or E's you may receive on your work. Neither is ADP responsible for any form of explosions or outburst towards each individual's personal computer. However if you do get A's or B's ADP would like to credit for it. If you have any doubts or further enquiries, please do not hesitate to call us at 1800-ADP-RULZ.)

Annual Raya Dinner

2005-11-07T07:54:00.000+08:00

if all companies can have a DeepaRaya dinner, then why should ADP be an exception??

for the first time in a very long time, the 3 members of ADP actually sat down at the dinner table and had a festive dinner consisting of 15 pieces of the Colonels Original Recipe Chicken.

Ok we didnt eat all 15 pieces - 3 went to the poks maid..=P

(KFC, There's where ADP wants to be!)

ah isnt it great when the parents are away? this wouldnt have been possible if Agent 2272's ~~parents~~ bosses were around. to top it all off, MOD had to look for his own dinner since no one was around in HQ. So after some short debating, we decided on having this simple ~~meal~~ rations at the safe house of agent 2272.

Of course we werent just there for dinner. the 3 of us were in his place from about...3 in the afternoon? the day was spent watching anime, playing gunz and playing monopoly. Might i just make a small mention that this time I WON!! nobody got knocked out, but by virtue of having the most assets and money, i was declared the winner since it was already dinner time. bUahAHahHa u can chalk one up for me in your stat book now dom..kekeke

speaking of which thursday was the first day agent 2272 and agent 2274 were at the mercy of mod's driving. not just driving, but driving a mercedes sports. well we didnt zoom down any highways or race with any modified kancils; it was just a trip down to the KFC in Brickfields. hardly 5 min from the house. but hey a trip is a trip, and im happy to report that we all made it back in one piece, with no damages to the car. in fact a small bit of it was actually fixed after we sat in the car..lolz.

all in all it was a good day..although tiring. i think that was the first time we actually ran out of things to do...haha...hopefully we'll be able to continue this trend of 'festive' dinners, and hopefully in future we'll be able to get more people to join in...this would be a good thing..since these people could be our company sponsors for the dinner..thus giving us a free meal..lolzz..

Dude, Where's The Post?

2005-10-31T11:08:00.000+08:00

Due to unforeseen circumstances and laziness of the directors. It is once again up to I, the Anonymous Director to make up for lost post.

The punishment for not posting according to the Anonymous Director Precedent is a week of driving around fellow directors.

I may exclude Director P considering the fact that he's always sending the 2 other Directors around anyway.
Director A is currently in Ipoh directing ADP business so that leaves him out too.
We know that Director D now as a car in hand. So let the punishments begin!!!

Today's featured article.

The Anonymous Director

The anonymous Director is, nameless. The anonymous Director is.......errr....The One (yeah! that's it! The One!). Created from a error in the equation of triologies, his/her power extends beyond the reach of any director. He/she chooses 3 very special individuals and plugs them into the Matrix....err i mean Blog of The 3 Dudes. He/she is everywhere and nowhere (sounds cool eh?!). When under high stress, The Anonymous Director will call The Operator......for prank calls. But do not under any circumstances expect to see Kung Fu fighting or trench coats from the Anonymous Director, the consequences are unpredictable......

*insert - Kung-Fu Fighting Song*

"Kung Fu Fighting....laa..laa...laa Fast as Lightning......."

King Crap

2005-10-14T19:58:00.000+08:00

With the attempt of our trilogy ending in total failure, we in ADP have decided that the failure wasn't due to bad writing (living in denial is quite fun sometimes) but was due to the recent bad weathers we all have been experiencing. Hence, expect more trilogies from the famous, powerfull, ~~pathetic,~~ all-mighty trio of ADP.

Recent reports suggest that ADP has fewer readers visiting their ~~company website~~ blog. But please do not be alarmed. This is only natural. Like all business cycles, all economies experience recessions, normal growth and inflation periods. Ahhha, and ADP is just like an economy (without money) *it ryhmes! Well done. Well done*

Today's featured article of ADP.

What is a MOD?
MOD which an acronym for Minister Of Defence, but it is no minister. The person in charged of such position are mere owners of a PS2 and a RISK boards/battle ship boards. It is known that no such species exist in the world except for the ones found in Old Klang Road. Currently only one MOD is known to be active and alive (some say it was killed). MOD's have great ambitions to take over things (especially organizations) and would rather be known as CEO's. The CEO is not to be confused with the MOD, which is also the total opposite of the ADP which is a relative to the Red Mobile. A MOD is something that suffers from World Domination Dillusional Complex, also known as RISK Addiction. It's a endangered species and many campaigns are being held to help these poor things.

(reading - too - much - www.uncyclopedia.org - complex)
(we in ADP believe in total fairyness, dirty tactics and god complex, we bid you a good day)
(i have half a mind to change this template to the originals templates blogger.com provides)

30th September Part III : Revenge of Dominic!

2005-10-09T11:25:00.000+08:00

It was a dark and stormy afternoon, at the non-so-secret headquarters of ADP, Pisang6 lies a great demonic figure nickname Ministry of Defence. After being "murder" by 2 of his unlawful, unusefull, unintelligent, unname, un un un something etc etc, agents: agent 2272 and agent 2274. Here mark the end of the beginning of the end of the beginning of these 2 useless agents.....

This is agent 2274 and 2272, request permission to land the red mobile at pisang6, please respond HQ, over.

This is MOD, permission granted, what your status, over.

This is red mobile, we coming in hot! Request emergency crew on standby, over.

Upon hearing this, the smart, handsome, charming, tall, couragous MOD order the main gate to be lower and all guard dog to be at their station. Thanks the smart, handsome, charming, tall, couragous MOD, the 2 useless agent manage to land safely at pisang6, ADP HQ.

MAY THE BATTLE BEGIN...!
after the 2 idiots return safely, MOD took the trouble to brief agent 2272 and agent 2274 his great evil plot to take over the world. But 1st, they must do it on a risk board, to prove that they are worthy enough to go agaisnt me, the great MINISTER OF DEFENCE mwahahhaha.

To understand your enemy, one must understand oneself 1st
You cant simple conquare the world without knowing your weakness and understand how your enemy think... this was the great word told by me, the great mod (i bet i kinda sound like some guy that always go " the great selfproclaim ceo!" bet u cant guess who).
Well Adam ....and pok... they did this... and that... which resulted me claiming the victor (sorry cant rmb what happen..)

But due to a stupid wager, pok became the unofficial world dominator for the day...
Here something stupid for the day.

HOW DID POK BEAT AGENT 2274 AND MOD?
He move the whole world!

Till then, stay tune to the trilogy of adp in 3 part of the end of the beginning of the end(just like star wars)

30th September Part II: The 2 Idiots

2005-10-01T15:28:00.000+08:00

On Friday, 30th September 2005, secret agent 2272 a.k.a Cha Siew Pok and secret agent 2274 a.k.a Adamplings carried out their field mission codenamed “Operation MPSJ Saman Pay Up” in a secret location in USJ, also known as the MPSJ building.

The operation was hard; it took great effort from both agents. Lady luck did not reside by their side that particular day. A chain of unfortunate events happened to them that day during the mission. The field agents faced with their very 1st barrier, ‘lunch-hour’. It took them great patience, but in their bid to complete their mission. They decided to go to Tai Pan for McDonalds to get their drinks. Chocolate Milkshake & Oreo McFlurry. This was the 1st signs that appear that indicated their luck that day. The cashier in the counter did not know what a chocolate milkshake was and didn’t know that it existed in McDonalds. No matter, both agents just had to wait some more, but they GOT their drinks in the end.

They planned for a stake out in front of the MPSJ building (after taking a number), slowly waiting for their enemy to appear. The chain of unfortunate events continued as follows:-

Parking at an illegal spot. Needed to move from spot.
No petrol in car. Decided to pump petrol in the opposite road of the building (Shell)
Parked there instead and walked over to MPSJ building.
Miss my number. Took new number, waited a while because some idiot was complaining.
Went to cashier to pay. Went to the wrong cashier number. Waited some more.
Walked back to car, went to pump petrol. Wasn’t sure how much to pump. Decided RM45. Tank was too full to take 45 bucks. Hence wasted 16 cents.

Upon completing their mission. Agent 2272 & Agent 2274 decided to head back to headquarters in Old Klang Road. The following conversation was taken from the Red Mobile black box (no we didn’t crash)

Agent 2274 (Adamplings): Pisang control .This the co-pilot of the Red Mobile, password 3538, we are approaching headquarters, Pisang 6. Please advice.

MOD a.k.a Lo Mai Dom (Minister of Defence): This is HQ, MOD. You have clearance to enter Pisang 6. I repeat, you have clearance. State your position.

Agent 2272 (Cha Siew Pok): This is Red Mobile pilot, we are currently travelling via NPE (New Pantai Express Way lar) at speeds of ~~March 3~~ 90KM per hour. Approaching the toll. Weather conditions do not look good.

Agent 2274: We request for a ready landing bay and crew upon arrival. Estimated time of arrival at 1545 hours.

MOD: Affirmative. Request granted. Pisang 6 awaits for your arrival.

*sound effects:- Vrrroooom, Scccceeeeecchhhh, Stomp*

We arrive at Dominic's house for our very next adventure!! The RISK board.

30th September Part I: Fellowship of Adam & Pok

2005-10-01T11:58:00.000+08:00

Core Msg : WE MUST BURN DOMS STATS BOOK!!!

Friday, 30th September will be a day forever etched in memory...for 2 reasons. one happy reason and one serious-fuked-up reason. Since im the minister of Happiness, (poks the minister of grouchiness) ill talk about the happy stuff that happened.

Pok n I had to go to MPSJ to pay his parking fine after school. Thats actually a whole story on its own...but ill let pok do the talking on that one. Anyway after we finished that ordeal, we were both feeling quite angry at life and the world, so we decided to go to doms place to vent our frustration. There was even more fun stuff happening while on the way...in fact theres so much info to blog about tht its gonna be divided into 3 diff posts..each of us is gonna handle one part.

For me, im gonna talk about the "perfect murder" me n pok thought of when we were on the to doms place and in a particularly foul mood. its amazing all the stuff we can think of with a lil bit of law background and a fuked-up mood...lolz

Below is a Legal Brief of our murder case.

R. v. Adam and POk
Case Summary
The 2 accused, Adam n Pok were on their way to Dom's house after a particularly bad day. The 3 of them were good friends and saw each other quite often. When they reached Dom's place, they proceeded with their regular activities, which was playing the ps2 and ranting about the latest issues. However this time Dom did not offer any words of sympathy to the 2 accused, but instead laughed at them and told them it was their fault for having such a bad day. Then in a sudden fit of anger, Pok grabbed the ps2 while Adam grabbed Dom and pinned his arms behind his back. Pok then proceeded to smash the ps2 on top of Dom's head 3 consecutive times, after which he stopped because the ps2 was already broken into a few small pieces. By this time Dom was already dead, and the 2 accused were aware of the fact. In an attempt to hide his body, they chopped up his parts and attempted to feed it to Wong the dog, but the dog only ate the genitals and left the rest. After that unsuccessful attempt to cover up the crime, the 2 accused surrendered themselves at the nearest police station. They claimed they acted impulsively when they were provoked, and were not in a right state of mind when they committed the crime. The 2 accused were charged with first degree murder.

Legal Issues

was the mens rea(intent) to commit the crime present, since the 2 accused said they had been provoked?
should Adam also be charged with murder since he was not the one who hit Dom with the ps2?
can the charge against Adam be reduced to manslaughter?
Did chopping up Dom's body parts show they were aware of what they were doing, and not provoked as claimed?
during the trial both the accused were remorseful over their actions. Should this play a part in the judge's decision?
Pok claimed during trial that he had no intent to kill Dom, just to rough him up a bit. Is this a reasonable defence?
WERE DOMS GENITALS THE ONLY TASTY PART OF HIS BODY??? (to ask wong the dog...=D =P =D)

please consider these questions and form a verdict on this case.

YOU DECIDE !!!

Time for WAR!!!

2005-09-24T20:55:00.000+08:00

Well, since adp have master the art of economic trade and property investment on the monopoly board it time for adp to venture into something more productive, that is WORLD DOMINATION!!! As adp's M.O.D (no, it not dom spell backwards..wait..it is..!) Minister of Defence, i hereby "command" Adam and Pok to engage with me in some tactical simulation on the RISK board. The objective for this tactical simulation is incase there is another 3 latter thing-thingy like USA who wish to take over ADP by force, ADP shall be ready to defend it high-value-for-nothing shares! The enemy shall not catch us with our pants down nor attack us during our next mamak night (mamak night.. sound kinda cheesy..). If they do, we shall retaliate with maximum force and shall show no mercy!!

Now in this moment of war, WE ADP NEED YOU !! come to war with us, our fellow minior..er, share holder to protect what rightfuly ours!

No More CEO?

2005-09-17T00:17:00.000+08:00

ADP ~~Newts~~ News

Tonight on the 8 o'clock news, we have updates on the ADP organization. I am Cha Siew Pok.

On the politics side,
Recent news has suggested that Director Pok shall now post as ADP director and no longer the self imposed CEO title due to an organization restructure/2- man riot that restricts Director Pok to own 34% of shares.

Due to the democratic ways of ADP, the organization has decided to release 1% worth of shares to it's minions errr.....i mean public. "It's free of charge" says ADP

A certain person by the name of Zhen Han has made a sudden entrance to the ADP organization demanding shares. "Oi!! I want ADP shares!! I Have been driving u three around havent i? so i deserve some shares for that!!!" commented Zhen Han when asked about the matter. Recent sightings has shown ADP hanging out with Zhen Han quite often, including Mamak meetings, Night Market meetings and bowling competitions. Unfortunately, no photographic evidence have yet to be obtained. ~~There are rumours that Zhen Han are selling illegal items to members of ADP.~~ Kidding.

Apparently an emergency meeting has been conducted to attend to this matter. More updates soon. There also has been rumours that Zhen Han will be appointed 'The Apperentice' ~~and a upcoming season 2 is on it's way~~

We now go to the business section,
Rumours say that 2 directors of aDP has ploted to take full control of the ADP organization. Rumour has it that, a fellow director is down with love and the other 2 directors has agree this is the best time for a takeover of shares. Recent advertisements indicate Director Dom trying to rent his PlayStation 2, many expert agree that this is a bid to acquire more shares from other directors, or to acquire outside support. Photographic evidence also show that Director Pok has allowed other directors to acquire the taste of a massage chair, and this is believe to be some plot as well.
Other than that, recent sightings have confirmed that ADP directors have recently went beyond their borders of Taman Desa into the great Unknowns of Section 14, PJ. Witness say that the 3 members of ADP entered in Secret Recipe.
Some experts suggest that ADP is planning for a massive takeover of the chain stall.
Some other experts suggest that ADP was actually there to acquire the secret recipe of Secret Recipe.
But ALL experts agree that, they were in fact in there, well....for cake.
Even more unusual witness say was the fact that ADP was not travelling via their Red Mobile of Director Pok, but instead traveled there using another red vechile which is believed to be Director Adam's mothers.

In sports,
Recent Frisbee & Bowling ratings has dropped dramatically. The main reason experts say? Director Adam has decided he wants to go to the gym more often to check out chick. Director Adam has unfortunately decline to comment on this.

We shall now go to the weatherman, Pig for more on the weather.
"Yes Pig, hows the weather looking lately?"

Pig:
"Yes, we have been seeing massive showers and rain lately. This is probably due to ~~climate change~~ the rain god's intention of wetting both Director P & Director A like wet dogs before they can go home from college. We advice everyone to prepare for more rain."

"Thank you Mr. Pig. Well, that's all we have for the 8 o'clock news today. I am Cha Siew Pok, reporting."

Organization Restructure

2005-09-08T21:15:00.000+08:00

Right. The distribution of shares in this company has to be reviewed. For those who are still in the dark or unsure ~~like us~~ about how we run this company, heres our ~~annual report~~ basic summary.

since there are 100% shares and 3 of us, if we divide it by 3 we each get 33.33%. however since pok has the car, he gets the extra 0.6%, making his share total 34% and me n dom at 33%.
Doms place is our official "headquarters", Poks car is the official transport vehicle (named the mobile red box, after an incident that i wont mention here..=D), while my house and other facilities are the middle point. dom comes here to wait for pok, his ps2 comes here sometimes, and the cool toys in my house are often used for entertainment..=D
ADP is a business with no particular good or service to sell. I wish i could say we are the perfect example of diversity, but we all know better than that dont we..? =P
ADP wants to expand but so far the list for shortlisted candidates has been rather..well..short. Basically no one is up to our level of lameness and stupidity..heh
Fact u didnt know about ADP : we are camwhores. everytime we get together we want to take pics. unfortunately we never buy batteries for the camera, so it never gets done.

now according to dom ADP has turned 1 year old. ~~shit we're old..~~ therefore it is time to review our financial standings and organization structure. since ADP has ZERO finances, we only have an organization structure to play with..lolz.

An increase in assets for certain members has forced the directors to redo their share ownership. "Assets" meaning things such as my driving licence, doms driving licence, my mums car...among other things. So while the 2 of us have been upgrading ourselves, pok has been rather stagnant. except maybe for his continuing work on the ~~blog layout~~company website, he hasnt been doing much. hes actually been sleeping a lot...literally. =D Not just that....i have now fetched dom to mv and back home, and he has taken me out for a drink. only pok hasnt sat through our driving yet.

so with all that in mind, i propose that we take out poks extra 0.6% of the shares and give it back to me n dom. therefore we will all remain equal again at 33.33%. The extra 0.01% of shares? that is owned by the public...hahahah

Signed By:

Shareholder A(dam)~~DAMN!~~ Shareholder D(ominic)~~short for omens~~

destroyer87

Milestone

2005-08-30T03:14:00.000+08:00

ADP expansion!

ADP deciding it shall go public? Hm.. maybe.. as long as we could get Pok to start surrendering his share to the public, then perhaps we can get more members. The only reason he claims he is the CEO is the fact that he 34 % of adp while adam and I only have 33% each. While should we continue to allow him to brag about his 1% (well, there isnt anything else for pok to brag about…except for tennis and everything else that is not important hehe). Well it that time of the year for a company to expand (what were you thinking? Fire pok? Yeah thought about it, but adp will loss it RED BOX MOBILE and it mobility . Get Pok a gf? Nah for it, every time of the year is spend trying to get him a gf!!)

Oh.. bit off track… um.. as I was saying, after a board room (not exactly boardroom, but adp meeting are always held in mamak..) meeting, ADP decided to do a little expansion why? Well it gets quite boring just to hear a pig and some unknown creature-yet-to-be-name-by-science battle for head. And another reason for the expansion is ADP recently turned 1 year old! Hm.. now that you think about it… , wasn’t it me who started this blog 1st in the 1^st place? If it wasn’t for me, there might be even be an ADP blog haha..Hm… maybe I SHOULD be the boss… Haha, nah I prefer democratic than dictatorship. Too much hassle haha. Ok back to the expansion, we decided to allow ADP girlfriends (don't think we want to include gay friends haha) to join in. So much does it cost to join the club? Well, we have come to an agreement that the 1^st girlfriend we bring is free, but for pok, he gets a 1 for 1 offer(don't really understand this part, got to discuss further in the next meeting…)

Since ADP just past it 1 year old “birthday”, I’ll probably write down a few milestones what the ADP did before ADP Sdn Bhd started…

1998

Gamebook, the turning point of advance entertainment system in the boring life of primary school. Well, I’ll suppose you heard of great tales between Adam and Pok battling for supreme dominance for a book. They even created what other fail to do, WMPD, weapon of mass paper destruction!! Some brainic created some fusion cannon which nearly wipe out of the people playing the game… Later when pok started making his own version of gamebook, he always like to use these sentence, you are lock in a room and have nothing or ahhh my legs!! I cant feel my legs!! Or they all die!! Which thanks to gamebook, these words shall always be remember. I think we know what we can write on his tombstone : Here lies Leow Pok Xian, and yup in the end he couldn’t feel his legs and they all died.

2000

Operation G.I.R.L.S !! Don't remember much about this one.. each of the initial has a meaning and the idea came from Calvin and Hobbes.. Haha really hated girls back then, but now we want them (of course, who doesn’t unless you are gay!!)

2004

The red box mobile! Pok started driving his Suzukie Jimmy. Ahh the day when man was able to leave his doorstep and go when no other teens have gone before! Lots of great happen around this car. For starters, it nearly got both of us killed !! (pok, we would never forget the time you almost killed us all after Frisbee) to some sweeter memory like a car loaded with 4 young and charming guys back from their high school prom(even thought they were all single…sigh..)

Well that all for now folks.. so many things happen, it really hard to keep track of them all haha. Well I’m sure the remaining shareholder will like to fill in the areas which I left out.

p.s pok u better get that template ready! or i'll pass a petition around removing you from your share!!

here a load of crap

2005-08-23T01:15:00.000+08:00

Well since I’m behind by 2 post, what do I need to say regarding my absent?

Oi sick mah.. stupid haze made me sick and I didn’t feel like posting anything till the haze is gone.

So what do I use as my excuse after the haze crisis? Stupid uni application, will post when it done.

Now my uni application is done, what is my excuse? Well out of excuses that why I’m posting….

Anyway what have we been doing? Well nothing much, cause so guy keep on saying busy with college works no time woa… wander who? Give you a clue, he owns the most share!!

Well here a boring update what going on in adp.

1 adam still not driving us around

2 I wont send those 2 around anytime soon until I get my own car

3 pok still complaining bout college… don't know why… maybe it too much female hormone

4 havent played Frisbee for a long long time.. it been so long that time has no meaning.

5 adam going to gym quite often… wander why? Perhaps to impress the ladies..

6 adam still haven’t beaten us in monopoly yet mwahaha

7 pok still complaining bout college…

8 how should I contribute to adp? Well I did the codings.. that got to count for something.

9 oh did I mention that pok still complaining? Haha, sorry man got to rub that in…

oh here a question some one ask me a few days ago, why don't I join adam and pok in taylor and do cpu like the 2 of them. Well here an answer, because those 2 are there, that why I don't want to go there haha. Nah, even thought the idea of 70/30 (or was 60/40 courseword/exam) doesn’t sound too bad, but the uni I’m interested in only accept alvl or European degree( haha sorry guys, didn’t let you know bout this, but I had this planning some time back). Beside, I was stuck with those 2 guys for 11 years… enough is enough haha, nah! Well the main reason is I chose to do a lvl instead of cpu.. is that good enough for an answer?

Oh here a thought that I’ve been think about.. I think I deserve more share than adam after all you guys been playing my ps2 quite often! And most of the time when you guys come over, I don't get to play… adam and pok will be hogging my ps2!! So here is my reason why I should deserve more share mwahhaha.

Well that I the crap I think about for the moment….

Announcement

2005-08-12T13:46:00.000+08:00

Following the directive from our beloved prime minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Badawi which calls for all companies and services to be closed during this period of haze, ADP Sdn Bhd will also be suspending all activities for an indefinite period of time. Currently all shareholders are resting at their respective homes, and are taking a break from work and play. Do not worry though, once the haze is gone ADP will be up and running as good as new in no time...=D

(P.S - this is just an excuse for our lack of meetings. but then again, the haze does have a hand in it..=P)

ADP Kopitiam.

2005-08-11T13:24:00.000+08:00

One upon a time, there was a land called Kuala Lumpur which was a land that looked like a dream (due to haze). In this land there lived 3 noble gentlemen*chuckles*. The 1st was called Adamplings, the 2nd was called Lo Mai Dom and the 3rd was none other than Cha Siew Pok. ~~Together they were called Fantastic Four~~

One fine day, Lo Mai Dom decided that he was bored and he then requested Sir Adamplings and Sir Cha Siew Pok to come to he's ~~pathetic~~ powderfull castle in Jalan Pisang, Jalan Klang Lama (this one no joke, serious one)

Both noblemen had agree to this suggestion by Sir Lo Mai Dom. Now it was a known fact that the noble ~~food~~ men travelled by their noble steed known as "The Red Box". Aaahhh it was indeed a noble means of transport. It was indeed reliable.

With the speed of ~~a Ferrari~~ 80 km/h, they would reach the Castle of Lo Mai Dom in no time at all. Now, this noble castle was located less than 3 km away from the Kuala Lumpur Shopping Fortress known as Mid Valley. A noble valley it is.

Lo Mai castle is a castle up the hills (ok it's just a slope not hill) of Old Klang Road. The castle is protected by a remote controlled gate and 2 ~~dogs~~ dragons.

Upon arriving the castle, we notice that Lo Mai Dom had guest in he's castle. In fact, it was a noble woman that was there. Sir Cha Siew Pok and Sir Adamplings had their suspicion on what Sir Lo Mai Dom was doing in a empty house all alone with a young noble woman. "Tsk....... tsk......." says both Cha Siew Pok and Adamplings.

It was not long before Lo Mai Dom's guest left the castle and once again the noble 3 was pathetically alone with no forms of entertainment. Fortunately, we had lots of food, snacks more like. We also had a pack of cards, and like all noblemen in the great hazy land, we decided to gamble.

Ahhhh, but how does one gamble when one does not have money to do so? Aha, a simple answer to a difficult question. We used cookies. Oreos, Tiger Biscuits, Chocolate Biscuits........ you name it, we had it.

It was indeed a brilliant game of gambling which unfortunately ended when we ate all our money errr i meant cookies. Aha! But Sir Lo Mai Dom has a very interesting asset in he's house who both Adamplings and Cha Siew Pok does not! A PlayStation 2.

To go into full detail what the 3 noblemen did with the PlayStation 2 would bore your mind off. The real excitement came when Sir Cha Siew Pok and Sir Adamplings decided that they would venture into the Formula One business, ADP style.

And hence the race of the century began, with Sir Cha Siew Pok with one controller and Sir Adamplings with another. The race was tense and a test of skill, and just like any other F1 race, boring. Ok no, it wasn't very boring, in fact in actual fact it was quite exciting. With Sir Cha Siew leading the race till the last 2 laps when he unfortunately crashed and was overtaken by Sir Adamplings. It was a tough race and Sir Adampling won it. Congratulations.

When asked to comment Sir Adamplings only said
"I am good, i am powerful, i am the ultimate driver who only just got a license very recently and can drive up to Ipoh"

Sir Cha Siew Pok said:
"He got lucky only!!! Fuke"

Sir Lo Mai Dom was found saying:
"I wanted to play................"

Overall, a great trip to the castle of Lo Mai's.

*Interesting notes:

Wasn't sure to call Adam, Adamplings or Yew Cha Kueh. Decided that Adamplings would be better since no many would understand Yew Cha Kueh.
Dom's house is indeed in Jalan Pisang.
We did play a 50 round F1 race on Dom's PS2.
It was indeed luck that Adam won lol.
We really did gamble with cookies. Hehehehe....
Dom was indeed alone with a girl in a large empty bangalow...........but he was supposely "teaching" add maths. So he claims. ;D
The word noble is used 13 times including this one.

ADP Tabloids

2005-07-20T11:37:00.000+08:00

ADP ~~Tabloids~~ NewFlash......

ADP's Miss-Adventures of Bowling
ADP's new cult?
ADP's ventures into the the Star War business, Monopoly style
ADP's new skin? Is it just a rumour?
Who really owns ADP?
ADP and Law....

ADP's Miss(literally missing)Adventures of Bowling

ADP recentlt held an unofficial championship bowling against each other. Fighting for superiority over pins. The event ended with agent D.O.N.K.E.Y as the champion of the game, he's superiority was achieved with a 9 pound ball and many ~~stupid and nutty~~ err akward movements. When asked to comment, he had this to say:

"1st it's Monopoly, then it's bowling, soon i shall rule ADP!!! And then no one will be able to stop me!!!! Mwahahahaha!!!!"

As for now, agent D.O.N.K.E.Y holds no exceptional post except for he's title as ADP 2nd license holder. Other than that, he is considered to be ADP's ministry of defence and is currently taking care of ADP stronghold in Jalan Klang Lama. This may all change soon enough.

ADP's new cult?

Unofficial news have reached us that ADP is starting a new cult that and recruiting minions is a few of their starting operations. This information was overheard during ADP's unofficial bowling tournament. ADP members were seen laughing evilly while talking about something called ADP religion. At the moment, no official news or statements have been released to support this information.

When asked to comment about this information at the ADP unofficial bowling tournament. ADP unofficial CEO/door opener only had this to say.

"poke one for good luck, poke twice for better luck. This is no cult, it's merely a good luck charm that we plan to develop into a religion!!!!"

While putting he's hands together and stabbing air (imagine swimming with the frog style, when you put your hands together), to show us how it's done, agent D.O.N.K.E.Y strikes down another ten pins.

Hmmmm maybe it's really lucky afterall??? *Stab....stab*

ADP's ventures into the the Star War business, Monopoly style

ADP has tried to venture into business by trying out different simulations. One with a limited edition Star Wars Monopoly and another with a average PDA Monopoly game. So far, we have managed to prove nothing except that member Dominic's statistic's book is useless and hence he should burn it. So far, no one has truly dominated the simulation. Member Dom and Pok seems to be by far the stronger corporation compared to Adam who has lost and filed bankruptcy twice in a row to member Pok. So far, no more simulations have been planned to further test ADP's business ventures.

ADP's new skin? Is it just a rumour?

We have heard many times that ADP is planning a new skin. And this have been confirmed by current CEO of ADP, Blog Master Pok. Apparently current progress is slow due to ~~him being lazy~~ errr inefficiency within the ADP organization. The CEO released an official statement.

"We are currently working very hard to finish this template. It's top piriority. We've finished watching many many recent movies in order to acquire inspiration for the template. We figured that seeing ~~Jessica Alba semi naked~~......errr Fantastic Four would give us some idea of unity for the blog template."

Many sources have agreed that the new skin, is in fact just a rumour and there is actually no new skin coming about. When asked to comment about these proffesional opinions, the CEO only had this to say:

"It is no rumour, there definitely is going to be a skin within this eon. We have achieved half the work. It's currently at ~~13%~~ errrr 65% to completion. We assure that we are working on it"

An unofficial source within the ADP said this.

"Ahhh the CEO is not doing his job!! I shall take over once i complete my dominance at Monopoly and bowling!!!"

The source had decided to remain anonymous.

Who really owns ADP?

According to polls, the public has decided that ~~George Bush is stupid~~ they do no want anyone to own ADP except themselves. But when asked about this, all members Pok and Adam were determined to say that they owned ADP. Member Dom on the other hand, declined to comment.

ADP and Law....

There has been an ongoing rumour that ADP is presently studying law in order to complete their domination over courthouses in the world. All members of ADP have commented that there is no such thing and they are only studying Law because they have to in order to pass their Pre-University courses. How true is the statement? No source have been acquire to prove this. There is also a rumour that member Adam and Pok have acquire a time traveling device called the 'Legal Mobile' in order to travel to ancient times and conquer the world. This statement was also unproven and according to both members of ADP, the rumour only developed from an assignment from law class.

Till next time, this Blog Master P of ADP reporting.

*disclaimer: all statement are unfortunately only half true and the rest are made up =)*

Monopoly Star Wars!

2005-07-10T00:03:00.000+08:00

Thats right folks!! this post is gonna be all about............

box cover of the monopoly set...behind is my bed...=P

the last time we played monopoly was on the 4th of july on doms PDA. that was kind of fun but not really realistic. We made up for that though by having a real game of monopoly at my place on thursday....and we didnt just play any normal game of monopoly....we played THIS :-

Limited edition star wars monopoly..see the numbers at the bottom? top is the date of manufacture and bottom is product number.

Well certainly not many can say theyve had a chance to play this. How many ppl ever get to play monopoly using figures of R2D2, storm troopers or darth vader made from pewter as pieces? But still the best part has to be the shiny brass coins that represent 1000 credits..u can see it in the pic there..=P

the game started off quite normally...although i landed on a lot of property and dom kept missing property and pok was only getting one or 2. this turned out to be a mistake of mine coz in the end i wasted too much money buying property in the beginning. as dom mentioned in the last post, he won the game on his pda. so this time u cud say that pok n i were kind of....well....on guard to make sure he didnt win again..=P didnt manage to take a pic of the start so i cant show anythin of it.

everything was pretty equal until dom managed to get 3 cheap properties which enabled him to start building houses. by the next 2 or 3 turns he had built hotels(starships) there. that was pretty much the turning point of the game for us..as each time we landed on it we had to pay 550 -600. for some reason i kept landing on it..i landed on it so much that even dom cudnt believe it. the guy who believes so much in statistics and probabilities couldnt understand how i managed to land on it 4 times out of 5 and pok didnt land on it at all...pok n i just told him to go burn his stats book...hahah

So after paying dom more than 2000 credits and mortgaging all my property...i had to bancrupt myself to pok...who inherited all my property. this is what it looked like after he got all my stuff :-

And dom looked like this :-

Thats doms feet...and thats my phone

It still wasnt an easy ride for pok after aquiring all my assets...he still had to pay 950 to unmortgage all my property. But after that they started playing a bit crazy. since it was getting late and we had been playing for a few hours already...they just started going all out and buying houses all over the place. the end result was somethin like that :-

The pic is a bit dark...just notice the houses all over the place..the 3 starports at the bottom were wat killed me off.

So after a few more minutes of intense playing and dice-rolling, pok had to concede defeat to dom. After the game we took a few bow-to-your-master shots :-

Me presenting my head....opps i mean assets on a platter.

Pok presenting HIS assets to dom...in his hand are a few property deed cards.

So when everything was over and the dust had settled on the bedroom floor, the winner of the game was once again dom, and i once again lost to pok. I guess the champion for ADP so far for monopoly has to be dom...........

Till Next Post Folks~!!

The Art of Business

2005-07-05T01:26:00.000+08:00

ADP engage in a simulate economy!

On the 4 of July (American Independence Day), while the other part of the world is enjoying their national independence day, ADP was running a simulation of the real world economy trade. It involve only a PDA (no, not ADP spell PDA but Personal Digital Assistant) and lots of drinks. The objective of the simulation is to promote awareness in the current economy world, to practice buying and selling of asset, aggressive take-over, and corporate merge.

Each player start with 1500simulator dollar and asset ranging from 60- 400 simulator dollar. The number transaction per turn was determined by 2 complete dice. At the beginning, this simulation was conduct in a mamak store. Which later ended up at the now official ADP headquarter aka.. MY HOUSE!!!

The simulation begins with the government has now open it asset to the public from government control properties, railroads and utilities. Adam Dominic and Pok each represent a Multi National Company who was selected by the government to battle it out for complete ownership. The government wound intervene with subsidies, bank errors, market order, taxes and legal areas. For example, executing too many action in one go might end yourself in jail or at times you are require to pay income tax which is either 10% of all your asset or just 200 SD. It started with Dominic trying to own all control of the railroad which was prevented when Adam manage to break his complete domination by buying off one station and Pok who was lucky to receive the last station. After a while, most of the properties were brought by everyone resulting a stalemate, as a course no one was able to build houses and hotels. At one time, while Adam was conducting an auction between Dominic and Pok, Adam accidentally overcharge Pok by 50SD resulting a slight disagreement between the 2 parties.

After going round and round in circle, the 3 decided to open negotiation for business talk to benefit all 3 parties. Thanks to Dominic persuasions and the remaining 2 parties wiliness to listen. All 3 manage to require a piece of land to start construction. After a few housing areas was build, Adam began to experience some lack of funding, simply due to the fact that he was unlucky to ended up on Dominic land. To cover for the liability Adam had to trade it railroad station to Pok, who at the time was willing to pay Adam twice the original value, just nice to cover the cost. After receiving that blow to the head, Adam again receive another blow but unfortunately it was the final blow and was facing law sue from Pok requesting him to pay up for renting his Triple story semi detach house. Adam was unable to pay therefore decided to file chapter 11 , BANKRUPCY !! With this, all asset which Adam owns was take-over by Pok. And thus begin the battle between the remaining 2 tycoon, Dominic and Pok!

Both tycoons began a massive project to develop their properties, while Dominic was suffering the cost of rental from Pok new projects, Pok himself was hiding in jail avoiding all cost and law sue. In the end, due to the high cost and TTGH factor (Time To Go Home) eventually Dominic resort to bankrupt!

By the end of the day, Pok was the remaining tycoon who dominated the playing field with an end result of 9billion dollar (9382 SD) net worth.

The following was Adam comment regarding Pok domination, : “ It was Pok first time playing, so it was beginner’s luck!” While Dominic gave his comment with his infamous sigh, : “Siigggghhhh, oh well time to go home, the dogs barking”. While the victor had this to said, : “ We should do this more often, and find another player….”

This concludes the simulation for an economy world on board a virtue Monopoly board in Dominic’s PDA.

We Rule!! No?? Awwww.......

2005-06-22T23:22:00.000+08:00

Right, since both the Stick a.k.a Adam and the Donkey a.k.a Dominic have had their fair share of post. I guess it's finally my turn once again to post something no?

Well let's see, currently the ADP chatterbox is filled with some friends and sister (who else would be there?) and a very amusing (yes very amusing indeed) topic is currently being discussed. Let's not get into further detail and let the mind roam free on this one yes?

Now about that picture of Adam in uniform. Yes, errr it is rather ..errr.........forget it. It seems like those show girls displaying cars, it could be great if we could swap Adam with a bodylicious (yes i like making words sue me = P) chick. Say Dom, do you think you can kinda err Photoshop that ?? Hahahaha.

Yes, as you can see we have begun our quest of ~~conquering the world~~ err recuiting ~~minions~~ members for ADP. Now what does a member do you ask? Now this is very enlightening indeed. Our members do absolutely NOTHING!! Yes you've read it correctly, nothing!!!
well except maybe following our every order

Ahh the privileges you ask? Yes, yes we'll get to that soon. Other than being associated with the prestigious ADP (no lar not American Degree Program, why you keep asking one!!) you ask? We might offer a link or 2 on our newly design layout!!!

With our new layout underway (oh i don't know how long, could take years all i know) ADP is not holding any activities currently.

Adam is busy with LAN, Dom is supposedly busy with giving math tuition (don't ask me), and i am well busy too?

Anyway, yes new layout. We definitely need a massive change. This place is just getting plain boring. It's turning like every other collective blog!!! NOOoooooOOOOoooo.......

Rolls out red carpet....

2005-06-22T03:12:00.000+08:00

Rolls out red carpet and welcome the 3rd licence holder to the ADP.
Congratulation Adam for getting your licence. Now you're no longer the door opener or floor sweeper, you're now know as the car opener/driver who opens door and drives us around for our next meeting. Whether it is to the mamak or just simply to the park for a game of frisbee, he will be there driving us there and opening the door for us!

Well since the A just go his licence, i think i'll use this post and talk about how the ADP travels around KL.
Yup, the mobile red box. Ahh what sweet wander to be hanging around in that car. It speed-safe, meaning you cant go racing with this car...seriously who's goes racing with a car with only a 100 kph as top speed even a kancil faster!!

Have you guys seen the red box?Well today you lucky day, i was just digging around my com and manage to find a few picture of the car.

The front of the car...couldnt find any other pic without the wierdo..sorry

Not the actual car but that how it looks like by the side

This is how the car got it's name...kinda of a long story..start with, it was a dark and stormy day...

Well that most of the picture i got about the car, hopefully in the future when ADP finally earning big buck, and upgrade it's Suzuki Jimmy TO something little bit more cooler. Something like the Suzuki X2. Perfect of the future ADP bosses and transporting their girlfriends to a round of Frisbee!

Well hopefully we get to earn even give bigger bucks. Then it's off to this baby !

Ferrari Enzo...wow..

Well that going to be some time before it gets to the Ferrari stage or even to the Suzuki X2 stage...So in the mean guess i'll upgrade/mod the current car to something a bit more cooler... to.............(scroll down)
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When bore"dom" strike!!
Dom

I want YOU

2005-06-20T04:25:00.000+08:00

By dom

Mission Statement And Goals

2005-06-16T19:48:00.000+08:00

well since the 2nd license holder dom has not been performing his posting duties properly(appropriate punishment shall be meted out at a later date), i hve no choice but to take over from him. As we have studied from International Business(of which i got 83 for finals and pok got 84...blady hell), every company must have a mission statement, together with a few short and long term goals. Well lets start planning one for ADP Sdn Bhd shall we??

ADP Mission Statement

to act absolutely lame and childish when together by performing stupid acts in public and making a fool of ourselves.
to pass on our absolute lameness and childishness by expanding ADP to include other lifeforms...Animals are welcome.
to become proper frisbee players by practicing regularly at the park in front of our transport minister's house.
to actually be properly registered as a company someday in the future by registering at the place where ppl register companies....type of business dealings? shall be mapped out next time..=P

note :- that is the proper way of writing mission statements. every sentence must have a 'to...' followed by '.....by....'. Also all mission statements should involve the consumer, employee, product and location. However since ADP doesnt know what business its gonna do...it doesnt apply...=P

Short Term Goals

get another 8 dollar basketball from Carrefour to replace poks over-inflated and defected 8 dollar basketball
have 3 license holders in ADP. (completed after I pass my test on monday..hopefully)
get dom to shoot hoops properly
get pok a gf...or at least a crush
give this page a makeover!!!

Long Term Goals

recruit more members(minions) into ADP
to trademark this name ADP as ours...and not some stupid american degree program..=P

cant think of anymore long term goals. i dont like thinking in the long term. besides i doubt we'll finish any long term goals anyway..lolz.

As a matter of fact these goals hve been hastily conjured up after todays meeting at headquarters aka doms ps2 room. Some were also brought up while playing basketball at 10am to 12, followed by 4 to 5.30. That part about acting childish and lame comes from trying to practice physics by balancing ourselves on top of a seesaw. Has to be the most stupidest thing we've done yet. Besides the TTT(through the trees) ive also performed another shot, TTS(through the swings) and this time it wasnt a fluke...=P. Currently all members of ADP are kinda tired and vulnerable. So anyone planning to launch a surprise attack on us...this is a good time to do it. (shit im starting to sound like dom....)

Anyway the statement and goals havnt been approved by the other 2 shareholders. I doubt they're gonna be satisfied with them. Theyre prob gonna change it and add more stuff for themselves even though im the CEO around here. O well...big bosses cannot control their workers all the time. and when youre dealing with this donkey and pig.......nuff sed....=P

Another 18 Year Old.

2005-06-06T14:25:00.000+08:00

Aise.......somebody in this blog already 18 years old liao ler. Yeah lar i know you're thinking it's me.........but no lar, the person i'm actually talking about is Dominic lar. He's birthday is on June 5th. So he's finally 18, and what can you do at 18? Use your imagination lar.........don't need me to tell you gua.

Now ler, now left only one cina men that hasn't turned 18 yet lar. You think we should just strip his shares off because he's still underage? I think so too lor. I'll consider with Dominic lar, see how. Hehehehe.

We say first lar, turning 18 got no esstra shares you knowe. Turning 18 tadak assest pun. Ok lar, i want to stop taiping like a stupid idioct liao. Because i just read some funny blog sites lar, so kena influen aso. What lar to do.......

Anyway enup with cina-man talk lar.

Wanna wish Dominic Teoh Kok Kwan happy birthday.

Ciao berst, here si beh sian lor.
~Cee Eee Ouu- Pok

Joint Venture

2005-06-01T10:47:00.000+08:00

Hmmm , does anyone know what a joint venture is??
A joint venture is an agreement between two or more companies/individual (in our case).

IB exam is currently less than 2 hours away and we (Pok, Adam) decided that we shall post crap here. About what? Simple, about Dominic Teoh Kok Kwang. (this conversation takes place in real time. the setting?, Taylors College library.)

Adam: He's so "important" that he must have a 'hole post' dedicated to him~!

Pok: 'Hole Post - Aren't we just great friends?? This is a pre-birthday present for Dom!

Adam: Yup, this is a practise of Friendster testimonials that we shall present to him!!

Pok: Exactly, we are such great friends don't you agree?

Adam: Of course, of course. ........crap, this is just going in circles.

Pok: Hmmmm, well what else can we talk about when we're bored??

Adam: Hmmmm, well there's the usual topics :-

Strip him of his shares.
Strip him of his PS2.
And in the near future, of his clothes too.

Pok: Hmmm that would be ADP's next mission statement!!!

Adam: Yes, this shall be our short term goals of the future!!!

Pok: And the long term goals???

Adam: Get him a gf??

Pok: Right. That's going to be a looooooooooooong term goal that's near impossible!! Notice how long i said loooooooooooong???

Adam: Hmmm this is getting stupid...........Don't you think??

*the conversation had to end there becoz there were no more ideas and it was time for lunch*

Right, the rest of this post is going to be posted my me, Adam, since pok is too busy sulking about his business paper and how he should have concentrated more on the ethical values and blablabla....anywayz business didnt exactly turn out as planned...some chapters totally didnt come out in the exam...argh stuff like tht really pisses me off. I suppose pok got hit harder than me though..oh well we're just gonna hve to wait for the marks..hehe

Well its not gonna be much fun talking about dom alone..so i shud just let tht topic rest...for now..=D anywayz its not gonna be long b4 exams r finished..and tht'll mean driving lessons start!! which means ill soon be the third license holder, and there shall once again be balance in the galaxy..haha

Well i just hve to announce to the whole world that i got conned by pok. the dude told me its gonna be a freezer in the multi purpose hall, and there was no way it wud be like a desert in there. So me, being the trusting guy i am, wore long sleeves to test today. and guess what? it really turned out to be a desert. wasted my time wearing long sleeves...haiz....

Ok i think ill leave a bit of room for pok to add his own bit in this post..after all..this post is a joint venture..and tht means sharing all the risks and costs of a business..???

ah screw it..why the hell am i still talking bout tht anyway. >.<

Well, yes i like to sulk so sue me. This post, like any other joint venture for
the 1st time, ended up (as you can see) in disaster. But we shall improve and
future joint ventures within our own company shall be accomplished more often!!
The CEO speaks so!!!

Last but not least, even if it's a little early. We here wish Dominic a Happy 18 year old Birthday.

posted joint-fuly by self proclaimed CEO's Adam & Pok

No More FRISBEE~?!?!?

2005-05-27T22:05:00.000+08:00

According to pok, the taman desa field where we usually play frisbee is being developed into a basketball court. This means that theres gonna be an even smaller place for our base of operations. Well pok seems pretty by it since we dont hve an excuse not to shoot hoops with him anymore...but ahh i wanna play frisbee!! its no point going down to the pitch at the bottom coz its just no fun on such a wide space and like i said before..the wind seems to go in weird directions.

Blogshares. Following orders from the-self-proclaimed-CEO pok, i claimed ADP as my own blog. So for those of u who think i claimed this blog illegally without consent from the others, well think again. of course..we dint ask dom...but hey the 2 of us agreed..so thats two thirds majority right? =P Seems Eujin is also tryin to buy us up...well after hitting that lucky strike of 1 billion..i think hes got more money than he can handle. lucky arse.

Star Wars. i think this topic has been over-blogged, but what the heck it applies even to this blog so why not? =D Besides i did go for sw with dom, so that kinda counts as a part-ADP activity right? anywayzz..i still owe him what...10 bucks? o well i prob wont see him again for some time..im sure he'll just write it off as bad debt..hehehe

Today was interesting though. 3 of us had a mini-conference call with me n pok in the car and dom at home. ah the joys of the loudspeaker function. but i suppose dom did kinda waste his credit on the call which wasnt even about anything proper...i mean did he really have to call just to tell us about some ff demo? hehe

Finals are starting next week. Finishes on the 7th. Doms bday on the 9th. Mr and Mrs Smith on the 9th. ICPU prom on the 9th. We wait with bated breath. =D

Shares you Say??

2005-05-18T12:30:00.000+08:00

Hehehe i found something very interesting today that i think is worth posting about.
Now, let's see how the story goes shall we?

It's mildly interesting. After lunch Eu Jin went for to Boodrums' class to take some pictures, so i figured i'll go to the web and post a little. My orginal intention was to post in my personal blog. And hence, as usual i go to google and type "pokspalace".

Now, in a normal day, when that particular word is searched, one link appears (and a recommendation of another search at the top - pokepalace). Aaanyway, today it appeared that a 2nd link was there and out of curosity, i opened it.

No no, i did not find porn. What i did find though was this this. Look around that page, it's mildy amusing isn't it? Scroll down to the bottom for top 100 incoming links. See whats on the 1st.
Anyway just surf around that site and you'll understand why i wrote this post with such a title.

Till nex time - Great CEO~ The Pok

Non existing activities.

2005-05-08T23:56:00.000+08:00

It is argued that i don't post enough here in this blog, the collective blog of ADP. But i have to personally disagree. I have contributed a LOT into this blog and that i am pretty sure of. I try not to rush people into posting and i hope that neither do other people. I change the layout and stuff when no one else bothers to do so and when no one post, i will try and post. I understand that if there is nothing to post about, one just have nothing to say and i accept that fact. Other than that, i send other 2 shareholders home a lot of times when they can jolly well take public transport or walk. Sigh..........perhaps sometimes i shouldn't give in into the feeling of guilt when i have done nothing wrong. Perhaps they underestimate me and assume that i will always fall for this feeling.

But nevermind, the Great CEO forgives all!!! Hahaha

Anyway, nothing on us at all. No activities and meetings. Not too much time to spare lately. I am busy lately, not too sure about the other 2. But i suppose and assume that all are busy. Last week, we told ourselves that we will do something this week and we told ourselves the same thing this week. Oh well. I had a plan to take them lot to play basketball with me on a Saturday morning but it didn't turn out so too bad. Adam said it was too early for him to wake up, i was going to ask Dom but it was too late to inform him. I would have gone without them but since it was far (Seapark), i decided agaisnt it in the end.

Anyway i (who else is going to do it anyway?) did minor changes in the blog layout once again. Just to make it less dull for the minority of human beings that actually read this blog. Just a couple of minor changes, nothing special. I don't plan to post too long as there is nothing much to say and most of the time we post crap when we have nothing to say. So there you have it.

Another post brought to you by self proclaimed CEO of ADP ~ The Pok

History In The Making..Oops...MADE..Hahaha

2005-05-05T20:30:00.000+08:00

History In The Making..Oops...MADE..Hahaha

for the first time in the history of the ADP blog, somebody posted twice. Was it pok? the blog designer? Was it me? The one who has nvr shirked a responsibility to post? nope. The one to claim this honour is none other than the ADP donkey, dom~!! Who would hve guessed it would be him? the guy who needs a ton of pushing and prodding before he finally gets a post up. Well all i can say is, desperation can make ppl do many things..hah

It all started on friday when i had to go to ipoh for a church function. Since i was in a bit of a rush i forgot to take my phone, but i didnt wry too much coz i thought i wudnt really need it and no one would call me anyway. Of course i kinda forgot about the dear ol pig n donkey here, who left a few miss calls and sms on my phone. i wasnt too surprised about that, since i hadnt told them i was going away and even i didnt know i wouldnt hve my phone. But when i come to this blog and saw doms post..that really cracked me up..hahah Dom mus hve been pretty desperate to do a post like that, obviously no one would hve picked up the house phone either coz the whole family was away, so yea i was kinda out of touch with everyone for 2 days.

Oh well, when all is said and done, the fact still remains that Dom is the first one to post twice in succession. so i guess pok n me hve to give him the due credit..lolxx. I actually had a diff idea for this post, as the other 2 shareholders will know, but that has been put on hold coz of this.

It seems that the 2 of em were looking for me to play frisbee when i was away. its quite a shame i missed it coz when i got back pok wasnt in the right state to play, so we had to postpone it again. seriously we havnt gone for frisbee since i got back frm camp, and thats from the start of the year. obviously ADP is starting to slack in its business..=P

A missing person report

2005-05-01T21:34:00.000+08:00

Well you can only lodge a missing person report after 24 hours....But according to pok, adam been missing since friday and today is sunday.. so there justicfied me making a report.

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
Height : 160-170 (the shortest...well not that short, above average i suppose)
Weight : a ton?
Dimension : 168*40*15 (i'm just guessing)
Eye Colour : brown, black?
Glasses Colour : Black plastic (kind of look like Drew Carry show)
Age : 17+
Name : Adam Ng Kah Yew
Last seen : in KL

We(me and pok) was planning to go play frisbee or something today, but couldnt find adam..oh well, guess there nothing we can do. But if you do see him, tell him to give us a call or we might declare him dead and reclaim his ADP shares.
Ohwell nothing much i suppose

Looking for adam - dom

The 3 stupendous people in this blog

2005-04-28T19:50:00.000+08:00

The 3 stupendous people in this blog

Well dont really know what to post this time....
Well since adam talk about nothing while pok talk about the future..guess the only thing left for me to do is to talk about the present....but I just dont quite remember what the 3 of us did the last time we were together....

Well last saturday we all went out for a gathering for our primary school... Incase some of you dont know... the adp been "stuck" together since primary... if you check my kindergarten background..u might notice i was in the same kindergarten as pok....well now guess the door opener and the "i am the CEO" guys are stuck together now in taylors...

Yeah, i think i should get pok and adam out to play frisbee... i think i gotten rusty at it...oh well guess it time i tried to drag those 2 out...maybe i should wait after i get a car....oh well oh well.......

hm... maybe i should talk about the what happen at the gathering? Well cant say much... the gathering was mostly people from the same class as pok during standard 6 (while in the mean time the genius-to-be was in the 2nd best place ) guess it was pretty boring...not only we (adam and me) hardly recognize the people there... there was only 5-6 people... and 1 girl...hm.. i think that just pretty sum at the gathering...oh yeah from 1.30 to 4.30 i was with pok playing pool after that adam came back and challange him to a few games of foosball... i think beat him at passing mwahah..but adam at better and better at foosball... guess we can him a"fool-os-ball-er"

Hm...you know... maybe the 3 of us start a business and it might be so successful we all might just end up in the TIME magazine or or 3 of us direct a movie and be "the famous 3" haha oh well that the stupid thing of the future...

i bet as i write this post...
pok is complaining about the amount of workload
Adam is practicing his foosball more then his assignment
dom is still typing this blog
pok is pulling his hair out due to stress from exam
adam isnt studying until the exam is less then a week or two away
dom is suppose to be studying but he still typing this blog.....

oh well one more thing... it seem that the adp is doom to fail it undang exam (highway code exam for driving) so said adam. See told you to study for it, but no... you didnt want to listen to me or pok....but i'm glad to announce that in a few more weeks or perhaps months adam will be able to drive(but chances are we wont go anywhere far without his mum or dad sitting next to him...)well i guess we pretty much coverage the "goodness of life" so the only thing left is for one is to get a gf haha. Well since pok was the 1st to get his license.. i think it fair for him start to ball rolling .....

oh well i started this blog with a lot of things to type...but i just cant seem to remember what it was.... sigh....well till next time...THE ADP WILL BE BACK

post brought to you by ~ DOM

The Future.....

2005-04-27T12:06:00.000+08:00

The Future.....

The self proclaimed CEO of ADP has been appointed to post due to the fact that shareholder Dom is not free to post. I therefore take over his 'burden' for this short period of time.

Ok then since Adam took the last chance to talk about NOTHING, i guess i cannot do the same as i am the self proclaimed CEO!! Ok then. Let's see, ADP has been most inactive since forever. The company is splitting apart!!! I can't even remember the last time we came together in a chat room. Oh well, it's not like we can do anything about it. We're all busy with our own things now.

And Adam has a best seller post?? What?!??!?!

Right. According to current poll results, no one is suppose to be leader/dictator/conquerer/CEO of ADP. But hell, like i care...................

I, self proclaimed CEO of ADP was decided not to handle our accounts and money if we ever had any. Why? Because i wouldn't spend any money. Adam was doubtful too because he would spend too much. Dom? Well Dom is 'supposely' the best condidate. So he says anyway.

I seriously have nothing to talk about. This is going to be a super crappy post, so watch out. Since i have nothing to talk about, i shall talk about the future of ADP!!! (since you can talk anything about the future, i decided on this hehehe)

Ok let's see, future plans of ADP that we are unlikely to accomplish.

Get our picture in TIME magazine (can't say i didn't try doing one though hahaha)
Get our own restaurant. (it was an idea during our insane times as a SPM student)
Create a mamak stall in Australia that mass produce it's food. (this is a new idea)
Change layout for our blog. (this remains undone)
Play frisbee. ( this is harder than owning nukes)
Own nukes. (this is realistically possible)
Own a personalised Mech/Gundam. (this was possible until we left the V-bus in standard 6, referring to Adam and me)
Own a personalised Mech/Gundam and play frisbee using it. (ok getting extremely unrealistic from now on)
Make our own movie. (we made two!!!lol we should showit one day)
Trademark ADP. (already done, not by us though)
Conquere a 2nd planet. ( if they ever create hyper jumps !!)
Own a theme park. (possible when we played Roller Coaster Tycoon, we never finished it)
Live in the world of Sims. (only possible for me)
Change ADP into PAD. (impossible)

And the list goes on............

but feel free if you wish to give us some ideas ok? You can contact Adam, Dom or me via msn or chatterbox. Right.

*remember that dating service we thought about before prom? Sigh, other people got to the business before we did, i read it on a newspaper. Dang it*

Post brought to you unrealisticaly and unwillingly by Self Proclaimed CEO of ADP ~ The PoK.

2005-04-09T17:23:00.000+08:00

Making My Presense Felt

Usually ppl only blog when they hve somethin interesting or something worthwhile to blog about. This time im just going to blog about absolutely NOTHING. since ADP has virtually been doing NOTHING recently i felt thats what i should be blogging about.

now why is ADP so inactive and doing NOTHING u ask? well mostly its becoz of all our different periods of free time. its pretty hard for the 3 of us now to find a time when all of us are actually free and in the mood to go out and do something. i cant imagine how larger groups of friends can make plans, with us its already hard enough.. =P

Well i suppose ADP hasnt totally been doing NOTHING. as u can see from the-wrongly-self-proclaimed-ceo's post he took the 2nd-license-holder out to the pasar malam last week, so yea its not like we havnt totally been doing anything at all. We were even supposed to go for frisbee this morning after more than 4 months of not going, but then the 2nd-license-holder had to go for a replacement class at college, and so another plan for ADP just went out the window.

That doesnt mean that the-real-ceo and the-wrongly-self-proclaimed-ceo are doing NOTHING though. Did i mention that hes sending me to college every morning now? so yea im pretty much guarenteed of seeing him every morning, until i can drive and get my own car of course..=P In fact, the 2 of us are currently on a 1 week break. However no official plans hve been as of now. oh sure there hve been lots of vague ideas, but nothing substantial has been brought into the drawing board. So.....yup u guessed it....we are all currently doing NOTHING. So if anyone wants to make an appointment with us, youre welcome to contact anyone of the shareholders at their phones, mobile phones, emails, msns, or pagers and we'll try n fit u into our schedule. =D

i hope youre not bored reading this post yet, cause i still want to make it long enough so it doesnt look like i just wasted space and just wanted to pass the posting job over to the next shareholder. So bear with me for another few more paragraphs okay? ^^

nah i was just kidding about tht last bit. this is the last paragraph. im just typing this to make my presense felt, and to pass on the job of posting to the next shareholder...haha

~another number-1 bestseller post brought to you by + : Adam : + ~

Updates On Us

2005-04-04T10:05:00.000+08:00

Updates On Us

Ok it has been a very boring week for the ADP organization. There has not been any meetings that i know of no mamak, no rail in front of Dom's house, no ice-cream, no nothing. Well except the one when me and Dom went to Taman Desa pasar malam. Right. Let's talk about that (since i have nothing else regarding ADP that i wish to talk about anyways).

Ok, here it goes. Just another Friday afternoon for the self-proclaimed CEO of ADP (Adam, Dom, Pok Xian). I was at school, having my very last LAN lesson when i suddenly got a sms from a fellow shareholder.
"I lost, sc. Goin for dinner?"
I read the message and i could guess which one lost. I pondered for a moment. Now it couldn't have been Adam, Adam wouldnt' care about losing. Hmmm has to be Dom then. Right.

Being the all so good friend and greatly self proclaimed CEO of ADP, i replied my fellow shareholder. I forgot what i said, but it had something to do with my having piano and not being sure whether to go or not. Aahh my greatest trait of being CEO, being indecisive. Simply superb.

Like any normal Friday. The CEO drove his Mobile Red-Box to his next destination. Taman Desa, Piano Lessons. Innitiated. I drove while half feeling like dosing off as usual.

Anyway, had piano class halfway through and Dom sent a sms again.
"after piano?"
Being the all good boy in piano and fully concentrated in my piano lessons, i did not reply him. Greeeaaat ain't i? I decided to give him the doubt.

Well i finished piano and being the great self proclaimed CEO of ADP, i called him back. Yea and we went to pasar malam. He bought me something worth 70 cents. And i drove him around. Unfair deal you say? "Nah"................

Anyway, me and Dom had this great idea of pictures. Something about caps and t-shirts, hope we can do that. It would be quite cool hehehehe.

We were suppose to have our yam cha session on Saturday. Unfortunately, the Great 2nd license owner of ADP was not around. The only 2 people around was the Great Official Door Opener a.k.a Adam, and the Great self proclaimed CEO of ADP. Now, door opener was bored and there was no one at home. He wanted to watch a movie. But CEO was lazy. Wanted to just go to Taman Desa for a drink instead of Mid Valley for a movie. After long hours of deciding, we decided to just have tea another day instead. Aaaahh very productive.

So let's see whats up lately anyway. Adam has some business plan regarding opening a mamak stall in Australia i think, i'm doing some business portfolio research on Australia regarding business as well, Dom is involved with law stuff and mechanics. So let's see combined together we plan to venture into Australia, market a Malaysian mamak stall and mass produce our food using machines. And if we ever get sued, we're dead. =)

Post brought to you forcefully by ~CEO~ The Pok.

Lone Ranger or just a lonely donkey?

2005-03-20T23:43:00.000+08:00

Lone Ranger or just a lonely donkey?

Well I suppose it my turn now to write a post for the ADP.

Let see, I suppose most of you are aware that Pok Xian doing his ICPU in taylors college. But did you know that Adam is going to taylors too? And he’s doing the same program as Pok?

Well guess those 2 are having without me…leaving me all alone in Help (ok no more help jokes…getting lame….) Well since we hardly have the time to go to the park to play Frisbee, we hardly do our meeting, but fear not! We merely just change our time and location.

From the park to the mamak to the front railing of my house!

Some you might know how my place looks like, but let me just describe a bit more about our new meeting hang out. In front of my house, there is a railing follow by a meter of space between the railing and the edge. What after the edge? Well just about 10 meter above the main road (The 6 lanes main road of Jalan Klang Lama). It quite funny how we started using it. It all started with Pok. Every time when he comes to my place, his conscience will always tell him not to enter my house and just end up sitting in front of my gate and chat. Well just yesterday, it was the 1^st all 3 of us just sat there and chat. Guess how long we sat there and chat? If I’m not mistaken, we been sitting there and chatting for almost 2 whole hours! This just reflects how much stuff The ADP needs to discuss.

What we talk about?

Well, Adam and I talked about FF 10, while me and Pok talk about our own college life and finally Adam and Pok will talk about their upcoming ICPU together. Well not only that, we talk about each of our experience with girls and how our parents control our relationship, what happening in each of our own life, e.g Pok ranting about his assignment, my “relax” life, Adam experience in NS etc etc….

Well that pretty much what I can think of the moment….got to hit my own homework…been stockpiling my homework…

Fear?

2005-03-14T01:32:00.000+08:00

The CEO (self proclaimed, denies all objections) talks

Fear Adam? Nah don't think i wll, bahahaha as you can see there is a power struggle going on here hehehehe. At least i want to think so just for the heck of it.
I saw this serial yesterday night and somebody said " To fear is to invite death" hmmmm i'm still thinking is this statement makes sense or not. *Wonders*

Question: Has time pass by you too fast lately?
Answer: Yes it has, and this is due to the a glitch in the Matrix world we live in...............

ok we all know that is not true (heck, who knows?) but time has seem to pass by me lately. Its already been 4 months since i left secondary school, 3 months since Adam left for NS, 2 months plus since Dom and me started college. Heck, it's already been 5 years since primary school!! hehehe.
There hasn't been much to post about lately, talked to Dom this weekend. It's been sometime since i last seen the guy. Chit chatted with him and Zhen Han.

ok, now. For the poll that no one ever, ever bothered to vote. There is already an answer to it. That's right, with SPM results all out. We do know the accumulated ammount of A's we acquired. But i shall not post the asnwers here due to the fact that this involves all our A's and faces for that matter.

Adam says that he is dissapointed with us posting about nothing. To a certain extent i do agree. But this is due to the fact that there IS nothing much to post about anymore. The blog is dying like all other collective blogs. But well, with Adam back and with a extra guy to post we should get back to our feet in some time ( like i said before sometime can mean weeks, years, decades, centuries, eons or all eternity. = p )

*Dom, it's your turn to post.*
*Adam , you should have gain tons of experience for posting*

Signing out~ PokX (CEO, self proclaimed.)

I AM BACK!!! FEAR ME~!!!!

2005-03-06T23:42:00.000+08:00

I AM BACK!!! FEAR ME~!!!!

The first thing im going to say is that i am utterly disappointed with the 2 of you. I cant believe you 2 had the audacity to take my shares away when the 2 of u hve been doin such a lousy job when ive been gone. For a start what happened to all that colour coding we were supposed to use? and the posts that the 2 of u hve been posting hve been nothing short of terrible. there has been absolutely NO substance at all apart from talking about me in camp and dom and driving. May i remind the 2 of u that poks job description from the start was to be the driver and doms job was the provide the base for our operations and meetings, aka his house and aka resource manager. Whoever put that funny idea in your heads about being "CEO" and "Board of Directors"? In this company we dont need a board of directors, we only need 1 director, and thats me. Why? because bosses nvr do any work, all they do is sit and order their minions to do the work. Which is exactly what i do. Therefore i am the person most valid to be director.

I think the next time ill hve to hire a nanny to take over for me and watch over u 2 just to make sure u 2 dont do anythin that i wudnt do.

Ok enough of that. Ill leave u 2 to reel in shock over the realization of your folly. Meanwhile let me just say that i am now back home and able to contribute to this page, which is a good thing cause if i didnt this place wud probably grow cobwebs. Well to do a small summary, pok sms'ed me a few times while i was in camp, while dom didnt at all(shame on you!!). However dom met me at the train station when i came back for CNY wheras pok stayed at home recovering from high fever(he prob purposely went looking for mosquitoes when he heard i was goin back). So to decide whos the better friend, i'd say their pretty tied right now, therefore the next person who takes me out for a meal will win it. *hint hint*

Taylors march intake is on the 21st.
pok seems to think i wont cope.
i prob wont.
therefore he will hve to help me.
im going to annoy his brains out.
hahahah.

~another post brought to u by Adam~

Bestowment For Dom?

2005-02-28T21:46:00.000+08:00

Bestowment For Dom?

As of today i will not be the only shareholder that has a "superpower" in the company. Today, 28th Feb 2005. Shareholder D acquires his drivers license and therefore acquires more "shares". Therefore i (Pok), CEO (self proclaimed, ignored all objections) of ADP grants Dominic Teoh Kok Kwang 0.5% of shareholder Adam's shares to him. *uses a wooden sword and taps Dom's shoulder*

Hahahaha ok this is a crazy cocky post from me. There is no doubt. Hahaha but i like writting post like these. It's "fun". Anyway let me explain why it's 0.5% and not 1%. It's simple, Dom doesn't own a car. Therefore i get 1% and he only gets 0.5% when he gets HIS license. So just for the record. Pok has 34%, Dom 33.5% and Adam 32.5% and it all adds up to 100% bah. We are soooooooooo democratic........................

Ok, ok. Stupid post, stupid post. And i realise it. But this blog was meant for stupid post in the 1st place so don't complain. Without stupid post like these, no one would even bother coming into it, including myself.

Ok, so headlines for the week.
Dom acquires driving license and get bestowmenship from CEO(self-proclaimed).
Dom officially acquires some of Adam's shares.
Pok is no longer the only driver but still is the only one that have a car at his disposal.
Adam returning from National Service on the 6th Feb 2005 (sunday) after serving "jail" for 3 months.

Ok with this, i expect Dom to give me my 1st ride in the following weeks to come and Adam to post SOMETHING about his NS experience besides the short hair when he comes back. We (Dom & Pok) plans to refurnish the blog as soon as possible ( meaning it could be days, weeks, years, decades, century, eons or just all eternity )
Another thing, let's see if we can get frisbee back into our lives. But i highly doubt it.

*To Adam, if you ARE going to EVER read this. I heard that the March intake is going to be tough hahaha so i guess frisbee will probably be a no no. But this is only a assumption *

*To Dom, driving fast may be fun. But we'll see how fast you really will go. You don't want your license hanged after just getting for less than a week. Oh and you owe me a meal for teaching you and wasting my petrol hahahaha*

~CEO Pok (self-proclaimed by myself ) == signing out ==

You want that CEO??

2005-02-20T22:01:00.000+08:00

You want that CEO??

Fine fine, lately that stupid pig going around bragging to ppl about he is now the ceo of adp. u know what? u can keep ur stupid ceo title, but i'm going to be the board of director itself!!

Well thanks to pok, i think i'm driving better. Liked what pok says, not a waste of petrol. Well wish me luck.

Well what the 3 or should i say 2 of us been doing lately? well nothing....hm...nope..nothing....anything to suggest we should be doin? if u do hav anthing to suggest (like go find ourselves a gf , jump off a cliff , pay u a visit etcetc ) feel free to drop a msg in the tagboard

post ~ Dom

Adam Didn't Post................

2005-02-15T17:37:00.000+08:00

Adam Didn't Post................That Bum............
That bum didn't post!! Darn him. Ah well, i guess he was kinda busy perhaps. But on the other hand, Dom post!!! Wow. Now that's a seriously rare treat!! (sense the sarcasm yet?)
Ok, for those that didn't know (or bother caring anyway) Adam was back for a few day from his "prison" a.k.a NS camp. He spent a day with me and two days with Dom, the rest of the week he went back to Ipoh.
Hahaha you guys should take a look at the guy. Pretty funny with that hair and all hahaha. But seems like the guy is having a pretty good life over there. I can't say there isn't anything bad about it. He doesn't need to wash his clothes (trust me i asked him) because he just ask his parents to do it for him when they visit him. The guy has 6 meals a day (which are pretty decent arcording to him)
He trains, therefore making him more fit (which is a very good thing since he's not even willing to jump a few cm's to catch a frisbee)
He has nap times. I repeat NAP times. Damn that is annoying. Who gets nap times when you're suppose to be training hard????
Besides the fact that he has to wake up at 5-6 AM every morning and sleep at 11.30 every night, i would say that the guy is having a pretty good life. I mean i sleep and wake up about that time everyday because of college anyway!!! Sometimes i sleep even later because of assignments!!
Hahahaha ok then, enough about condemming that guy. It's not like this post is going to be 100% about him anyway. I do want to talk about other things as well i guess.

I realise that this is one of the few collective blogs that are actually standing. Although not that much effort has been put into it considering how boring it is. But it's actually one of the few collective blogs left standing. Mwahaha, so a round of applause for ourselves. Yes, yes stupid it is. Realised i do. Talking like Yoda i am. Sue me you can. End this post i shall.

post~PokX

adam....it good for u to come back...now it your turn to post!!!

2005-02-05T23:24:00.000+08:00

Ahh…poor guy…. Got sick….(lucky it not dengue or me for that matter)

Anyway, sorry for leaving you(pok xian) to blog on this “so called” collective blog alone.

Ok now it my turn…I think….if I remember it correctly we were suppose to EACH take turn to post in this blog, that was the agreement…But some how with adam “absence”, it seems that I need to blog more often just to make up for that stupid!!!! Ah oh well, we all agree to take care of this blog anyway.

Ok quite complaining!! Here my plans to resurrect this blog. During Chinese New I’m going to force adam and pok to redesign this blog layout (maybe I’ll just supervise them..haha) then when adam back…we going to take more pictures..more pictures heheh…

Well here a good news, I just called adam’s mum and found out that he is coming back this Sunday… yippee guess that means it HIS turn to blog.

Anyway…for a fews weeks in a row, pok and I was having our meeting at a pasar malam. Haha guess we got to find some other places to held our meeting. Anyway, the last time we played Frisbee was right after the spm(I think) so I think during the Chinese new year period I’m going to force those 2 to play Frisbee with me!!!

Well lately that hasn’t been much happening going around due to the fact that both of us are in diff college and adam in ns. Beside that, both of us got tons to do with our own work from college…

Is Life Getting Too Boring?

2005-01-27T23:55:00.000+08:00

Is Life Getting Too Boring?

Wanna thank those people that actually answered my question about wether people still visited this blog lol. Didn't really expect an answer to it, so yea thanks people.

Ok don't worry about the post title, honestly it doesn't mean anything whatsoever. I just couldn't think of a nice title. I'm just running really dry on idea's lately no idea why.

If i could find the time i would really want to change this blog a little, but all i could do for the time being is change one of the pictures. And just doing that has taken quite some time. Being in college and the course i am in, time is a really really important thing.

I was scrolling down this page, and saw that someone posted the poem "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost (hahaha i've been reading too many poems so i tend to take notice of stuff like these really easily now). Anyway, i think it was posted by Dom. And i seriously wondered why. I don't think it had anything to do with ADP whatsoever. Hmmm weird lol, maybe he didn't have anything to do then. I don't know man.

Again, to people WHO don't know. ADP is not American Degree Program la!!! hahahaha kidding, call us what you want. Yes, even if it's PAD..........

ADP Dying..................Not!!!!

2005-01-20T13:08:00.000+08:00

ADP Dying..................Not!!!!

Ok i'm lying, this site is no doubt dying. That is the truth lol. Oh well all i can do before it really dies is type a post and hope people still continue to read it.(when i say ppl i probably mean only a few ppl lol)

Honestly speaking, no one else besides ee wen has ever came to blog to read. I dunno why???Is the post just way too boring?? Or it is the stupid layout ?? Or is it just because people don't wanna say anything ??Hmm makes me wonder.

Anyway. Since this blog is only part of mine. I'll also have to talk about the other 2. Let's see Dom, i meet him just last week and that was about it. I gotta thank him once again for organizing that "suprise" party lol. And so far i haven't meet him since then. Not even on9?? hmmm has that guy really turn THAT hardworking??? hmmm i wonder.......

About Adam then. Well, for those that have been counting, i think NS had just barely pass a month lol. Yahoo 2 more months of "fun" Adam!!! lol (muahahaha and its good to say something when he can't read it). Not too sure about Dom, but i've talked to Adam since he left lol. Once.
Well form the way he's talking, it doesn't seem that much fun lol. Kinda sounds like..........hmmm college life buahahaha kidding. Me and Dom was offered by Adam's parents to go and meet the poor guy. Me and Dom being great friends with Adam and all DID NOT go lol. Well we were both just too busy!!!! I was in my 1st week of college and Dom was well...... busy i guess.

You could say Dom's prediction is coming true. ADP dying out and all. We don't meet up as often as we like to think. But i would say that it's probably because my course ends so late. So we don't have much chance to meet up. But we'll see what we can do.

*Yo Dom, got time go and change the layout la. Find a new one this is getting boring. And don't tell me because i did the last one i have to change it this time. Just find one and i'll put pictures in and all if i do find the time.*

Piggy...!!

2005-01-06T21:11:00.000+08:00

WE ARE NOT CHANGING IT TO PAD !!!!

For goodness sake, if u change it to pad...well .... a lot of girls is going to stare at us when we introduce ourselves. Think of it this way, the next we (the 3 of us) meet a bunch of girl and we go like : " hi, you can call us PAD"....Man let not think about it...You know, the fact that you (pig) have so many sisters have a big drawback...and it starting to surface....

Ok back to the 3! I wont might PDA sound kind of cool...But hey, got to wait for THAT DARN ASS to get back. You know, if we start a band we could called ourselves the barn with an ass, a donkey and a pig. Oh well, dear pig... if u get to read this post before it is the 8th of jan. Want to follow adam parents down or up (doesnt matter) and pay that stupid ass a visit?? If you are planning to go, remember to bring that ass some fast food and some sweet (something nice, poor guy...lock in the jungle hahaha)

Well i doing some planning, hopefully it works out and i get to visit the ass in the jungle living in the wildlife (refering to the ass in ns). There another event that i got to plan...sigh really busy with my college life! Now have a new group of friends!! Well it not nice to talk about me and only me in this blog right?well in short i'm really busy with my college.

Oh yeah about my driving? haha I was so busy with my college that i forgot about my driving thing. So guess it going to be a while be4 i can drive. haha no hurry, life short , enjoy it.

Well i'll like to represent the PAD ( see doesnt sound good) or the ADP and hope every one enjoy their college life and others unknow factor ( girlfriend, boyfriend etc etc).

DOM THE DONKEY WHO LOVES COLLEGE

ADP, PDA, DAP how about PAD..........

2005-01-06T17:51:00.000+08:00

ADP, PDA, DAP hmmm how about PAD..........

weird isn't , a lot of stuff starts with these 3 alphaberts. haha it may be time we change our names. Maybe APD or lol, i shall seek consultation from my fellow followers buahahahaha (since i own 34%) but it isn't the 34 % that makes me more superior than them, don't get me wrong. The reason to it is even more simple, i have the license to drive and have a car to drive. Apparently 33% fellow worker/pool player (see prom pictures to understand, i'm not saying the guy plays good pool) /shareholder was suppose to get his license soon, but unfortunately i have heard nothing more from him about this matter since errr........err a long time ago.

Anyway according to Dom, ADP is falling apart. I hope he meant the American Degree Program and not Adam Dominic Pok Xian. Because i don't think we are falling apart.....................yet anyway. hahaha all we need is a little glue, a 3rd temp member , a new layout and more mamak meetings!!! I have not contacted Adam since before i left for China. So i have no idea what is happening to him. Wether if he is having fun or not, flirting with girls (hopefully it isn't guys), getting thinner, getting bulkier, more willing to jump a few cm higher. I have no idea what so ever.

Well on to Dom's side. The guy seems to be having good time. Will get in touch with him soon. Enough said about him.

About me?? Well read it in my blog and not here anyway. Generally, i'm still hanging in there.

3 little monkeys jumping on the bed, i fell and there was 2.

2005-01-04T01:38:00.000+08:00

It a start for a new year! So let me represent the ADP, not the American Degree Program but Adam,Dom (me) and Pok wish you a happy new year and may your wishes come true. Well i think it quite safe to safe this adp is kind of falling apart. With adam gone (in NS, not wash away by the tsunami) and Pok going to hibernation (always call him, always asleep) while i'm being force to show at least 3As for my 1st modul exam which is coming in March. I'll explain why i must score 3As in my own blog. But just to keep things short, i think i'll be very busy trying to focus on my study and other activities. Not that my legs are fully recover, i think it time i pick up a sport and get very good at it. Well since adam isnt around, we hardly had the time to play. Well i dont really know how the ADP going to survive. Oh well, i wanted what i should post about now? Hey if there's anything you are interested in knowing about the ADP (if you to ask about the american degree program thingy, i suggest you ask a counsellor) please leave a message at the tag/chatter box.

A New Year Approaching

2004-12-27T09:11:00.000+08:00

ok i'm back from china and now ADP is left as a duo and not a trio. No matter. Hahahaha everything seemed to change for the past 10 days since i left for china. Now ADP is left as a duo and not a trio. Dom must have been extremely lonely with the both of us away. Sigh .............lol when u go to HELP i wonder what would happen.
You know what i feel like posting today?? Since it's been 5 years since ADP formed and a new year is approaching to make it 6 years, let's talk a little about the history of ADP shall we??(u don't have a choice i AM going to talk about it even if u don't like it hahahahaha)

We entered Catholic as young and innocent kids seeking education for our greater future. Ahhh those were there days. School started on the 17th of Jan (i think so , since it's written on our report cards). Then, ADP had not been form. There had only been AP, no D. D had not come to CHS yet and was currently at Taman Desa studying what only god knows.

Me and Adam knew each other for 6 years before that. We were in the same primary school and we sat the same bus home as well. Dom on the other hand we both knew who he was as well. It just i never got to know him. So basicly we all knew who each other was but not as friends.

Dom came in about April (i think, correct me if i am wrong). It all happened one day at the class beside the guys toilet in block A also known as 1F4. A little short boy that looked a little nerdy entered the class. To be totally honest i didn't know who it was at the beggining. Then i stared a little longer and went "hmmmm that guy looks familiar, is he from kc or something?". Well i guess someone from Kuen Cheng that was in 1F4 then must have confirmed it to me.

So there it was the beggining of ADP. The thing we had in common then?? There was only a few thing actually.
=The Sims
=Roller Coaster Tycoon
(i think that was it)

Obviously there was more common thing in between 2 out of the 3 of us. Like between me and Dom it was always Final Fantasy and Gundams (i guess). Me and Adam errr i guess it was the days in the bus during primary school or something. Dom and Adam? I've got no idea. But i think it was mainly Counter Strike. Those 2 use to play quite a lot. Over the years we evolved and we definitely had more topics to talk about (if we didn't then we would be crazy retards)
So there u have it, the brief history of Adam, Dominic, Pok Xian. ADP

By next year, our lives will be moving towards different paths all together. For the next 3 months Adam will be at NS, Dom will be at HELP studying A-levels, i will at Taylors studying ICPU. But no matter, Dom stays close by and Adam will be going to ICPU at March. And we will still have one thing in common anyway, ADP.

Im Left To Hold The Fort

2004-12-15T16:48:00.000+08:00

Well as most ppl know ah pok has gone for ANOTHER vacation in china. I tell u tht guy is definitely living a good life..hahaha(since hes not here he cant comment on this..=P) So since dom has already posted...twice...and poks not around to do any posting unless he somehow finds a cybercafe in china, i am left to do this menial job of posting. (note to eewen : this job of posting is done on a voluntary basis. no one "makes" me to post and no can "make" me post. id like to see those other 2 shareholders try..hahahah)

So whats the latest about the 3 of us? not much really. after spm we've only gone to play frisbee once, and the 3 of us hve only gone out together once or twice. Dont worry though, established corporations such as ADP do not crumble so easily..haha

so the latest social event that all 3 of us hve attended recently is of course..prom. well since i was pretty bz running around taking care of stuff i didnt sit around with them much. but we did get to take some pics. the job of putting them up will of course be left to pok, our nominated blog designer. has anyone ever seen the 3 of us in suits? no? well heres your chance. Better yet, has ANYONE ever seen the THREE of us together taking ONE serious photo? NOO?? then....yes heres your chance..=P

It also seems that the other 2 shareholders are trying to whisper behind my back in planning to get a replacement for me while im away at ns camp. it also seems that they hve even go so far as to want to replace me with a GIRL!! To that i really hve no particular comment..except this - HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA =D

adam adam adam. make sure u come back wif eve!

2004-12-13T01:18:00.000+08:00

adam adam adam. make sure u come back wif eve!

i duno really know what to write for the blog anymore. i'm jus goin to write this is point form.

prom- adam got kissed alot
adam goin for ns
pok goin to taylor
adam goin to taylor wif pok
me?dead

that all

time for the annoying talking animal (donkey!)

2004-12-04T03:06:00.000+08:00

time for the annoying talking donkey!
yipee, here i am, posting a post for the 3! the amazing 3 !
Since the end of exam the 3 of us havent been doing any gathering cept for adam and pok. i wander how ball flew out of the court? I'm kinda busy trying to arrange my colleges and at the same time help out my cousin at work. But enough of me, after all this is still the blog of "the 3"!
I dont really know what to write in this post. The time now is 3.15 am of 04/12/04 in around 9 days our dear adam will be departing us to go to a place far far away maybe hell but surely not heaven. So let just have a moment of silence to honour the wanderfull pain he cause us from laughing too much.

Well look at the bright side, he will be gone for 3 months (hopefully something bad doesnt happen) so at the moment pok and i been looking for some1 to replace him for a while or better yet forever!
Looking for a 15-19 year old preferably cute female, any1 interested can contact either me or pok.

Well as always, i started writing this blog with lots of ideas but as i continue writing this post i keep on forgeting what i really want to type.

THE ROAD NOT TAKEN

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

My Turn to Post~!!

2004-11-25T23:40:00.000+08:00

Okay folks the other 33.33% is still alive!! no one panic!!

Due to spm exams and a break in frissbee practice, i really havnt had much to post in here(ok im giving excuses..=P). However in my absense, i have noticed that the other 2 thirds of the shareholders have taken advantage of my absense and done some illegal deeds, such as using blue font to post~!! which was supposed to be MINE!!! On the other hand, that post was to announce my bday..so yea i suppose he can get away with it..=D

After reading the last post, i just felt like adding my own 2 pennies worth. yes i agree too with the stupid fact that we study so hard for 2 years only to blow it all in 2 hours. even worse if we leave the class early. seriously i think the sight of everyone else leaving kinda puts pressure on u to finish your own paper quicker..? like i mentioned in my own blog, its not fun being the last one left with 2 - 3 invigilators watching over u. in fact, by the time youre down to the last 5 kids or so, the feeling of dread already starts to sink in..at least for me..=P Now i know at least 1 of the shareholders is gonna scold me for being so stupid and that i shud be more thick skinned and sit in there the whole time even if im the last one left, but heck u may not feel the pressure, but i do..and it doesnt help.

Well with exams drawing to an end 4 days from now(6 for the science class shareholder), our activities shud be picking up again. Of course im still waiting for my ns letter to arrive, so until i know whether im in the first batch or not most of my plans are kinda hanging in the air...sigh i just hope i get 2nd batch..and not get sent to east malaysia..that wud be a bit sucky.

......It All Comes Down To This..............

2004-11-25T09:03:00.000+08:00

One of the few phrases we, more like i actually liked to use during the 1st week of SPM especialy during language subjects was this,

"11 years of studying, hundreads and thousands of tuition money spent, tons of agonizing hours...........and it all comes down to this..........a 2 hour paper......."

it may be just a lame joke but honestly it a darn true fact!!! well maybe not for everyone but definitely for me. I am starting to realise that the only reason i'm writing this post is because this page just needs some serious bloggin, and there's nothing much to post about actually.

Well then i'll just talk a little about prom then. (when u have nothing to talk about, ALWAYS talk about prom. I repeat, ALWAYS hahaha). Prom has no doubt been one of the hotest topics in many blogs this year if not the hotest. Well the update about prom is that none of us have dates hahaha. Adam was suppose to have one, and Dom was close to one too i think. Though i was without one then. Unfortunately (fortunately), a sudden turn of events has made all 3 of us bachelors that night hahaha (as usual). But seriously i don't mind it, in fact i felt that this prom was actually more about hanging out with friends having a nice time rather than a single date.
No, i'm not saying that i wouldn't go with a date either, i'm just saying that becos i dun have a date and felt like making an excuse hahahaha kidding.............
Ok i better leave soon before i get any lamer with this post.
Anyone that has ever read this blog might want to come back after SPM. We (more like i) will try to make some changes, haha we've got a little joke that's suppose to come out in this blog after SPM!!!
Once again, good luck in SPM and cheers!!!!

ShareHolder Adam's B Day

2004-11-15T19:53:00.000+08:00

we are proud to announce tht in less than 24 hours shareholder of 33.33%, adam will be 17 years old (finally.......) unfortunely it's the middle of SPM and it's unlikely tht we celebrate anything lol. (most we can do is belanja u makan oni la and frisbee).
In case no one knew(ppl like me didn't know, and i call myself his best friend haha) Adam's birthday is on the 16th of November 1987, so best wishes to him and good luck in SPM(u might want to use this oppoturnity to wish more A's for us lol)
Wanna wish good luck to whoever tht is still reading this stupid website......Cheers!!!
Nothing more i want to say here. Just a little annoucement la ~

graduation

2004-10-26T09:33:00.000+08:00

ok ok........ the site is rather dead now no doubt about it, but tht's because there's is only like what?? a week to SPM?? so yea i don't think there might be any post around for the time being.
But like i said in my own blog, everybody is way too busy too read other ppl's blog (same goes to me) so doesn't really matter.
Well dom, i ain't excatly the chief of design but it's just tht i happen to do most of the designing here hahahaha.
Anyway we actually didn't take tht many pictures during graduation. But i'll try to put it up ASAP anyway. Trying to put up a pictures section around this blog using Mircosoft Frontpage, but err everyone's been nagging me to study these days haha even my sister in Australia!!!!
So yea not going to do it now lar.
And let me explain the diff colours for the entries once again just incase u didn't understand it (unlikely though) anyway when we were using one colour for all the entries, we felt tht ppl would actually go crazy reading it, so there fore we decided tht each of us would use diff colours for each post.
Adam will go with blue, Dom will go with green, and Pok Xian will go with either gray or white (dull?? well maybe but i feel tht it goes with the black background though)
By teory, the ADP will be separated by next year lol, well tht's because me and adam will most probably go to taylors while dom will be prepared to go to HELP instead. But i don't think so lar, i think dom just worries too much about this, infact i'm sure tht this page will become more lively when we go into college!!! cheers!!! : )

That is the last time....

2004-10-23T13:08:00.000+08:00

well graduation just passed. Took a long of pictures here and there. I'll get the cheif of design(aka pok) to edit those pictures and upload it to this site as soon as possible. I suppose this is the last time the 3 will be under the same school. By next year i'm going to Help Institute while Pok is planning to go to Taylor where else the same goes for Adam. Well that all i got to said for this post. Who knows, perhaps by next year this blog is be a dead site?

The colour coding

2004-10-22T12:30:00.000+08:00

Well since we were having a hard time to tell the different between the 3 of us, we decided to post with our own colour. For example adam is blue while i'm green , dont know what colour is pok going to use. I must say adam really like the colour blue. By the way, if you own a mazda rx-8, dont , i repeat DONT paint it blue. I prefer red or black but not blue. Why in the world am i talking about car that guys like us can only dream about? Oh i dont know.

Ok since adam and pok did some talk about me, it looks like it time for me to do a counter attack.Here it goes

1. I'm not smart. Sure i pass the mensa exam, but that doesnt mean i'm smart right? If you would to talk about our study among the 3 of us, the best is pok while i'm proud to say i am in the middle while last goes to...... By the way, like adam say i'm smart on paper, which i think it quite false. Dude, i fighting just to pass my darn malay paper (some genius huh?) Well i'll continue to talk about me in the end of this post. Let start with those 2 other people ok?

2. Adam Ng Kah Yew
Well i think i pretty much say what i should say about him. Yeah sure adam can mix around with new people with ease, that is if he is in a good mood. The sun doesnt always shine is the same as adam. You cant always expect him to be in his good mood 24/7 right? There is time where adam can be in a bad mood. Just to keep things short, i believe everyone should fear us if all of us are in a bad mood. You wouldnt like us when we are mad. Well adam adam adam, where oh where is your beloved eve? Hehe, i dont think i should be mentioning this but there this girl adam likes but has yet done anything about his love towards her. Adam is a guy who is smart in his own way. Sure he isnt good in his school paper, but he is always good at looking at the brighter side of something bad. Which i think is something better than doing great in your exam. There people who just cant arnt happy with what they have but adam is the complete opposite. He is always happy with what he have. "They are always people better than you and worse than you, be happy with what you have". Among the 3 of us, i would say adam is the best speaker, but at time he is afraid to voice his thinking out loud. To believe in something you believe without the influence of others is another great thing about adam. Another thing that make adam smart is his respond to things. I would say he is very fast to reponse to things but a fast respond is not always the right respond. oh 1 more thing, the last of the ng clan.If he dies, so does the ng.

Adam's stat
Offence - 8 (very good "converting" people minds. therefore in short good at attacking people minds)
Defence -2 (resistant to the above attack...weak....)
Intelligents - 5 (quiet a smart guy)
Agility - 3 (dont expect him to run much while playing frisbee)

3. Leow Pok Xian
commonly knows as the pig.Why a pig? course his name middle sound like pork. while pork is a piece of dead pig and our great pok xian isnt dead. Another reasons for pig is some times a pig can be very cute and adorable animal. (Hm...thinking of bacon and peperoni right now....) Let see ah pok, hm... owns a car. So at the moment adam and i are just going to be his "follower" and follow where ever his driving takes us (untill we get our own car mwahahaha). Pok will be the smartest among us in the study factor. Look he is the only person who qualify into a science streams while adam and i are stuck in the arts stream. The most hardworking guy in the group. Willing to work for his dreams. Most of the time he will be studying at home while me and adam will be outside par-ty-ING!! Pok can be quite quiet at times. You will know it when he is upset or sad about something when he is not talking or smiling at all. Pok is the most wiser person in the 3, he sure knows the do's and dont's while i just like to do it and dont dont it. Pok likes to keep alot of secrets to himself. How good is he at it? Well we still havent figure what he wrote for his chinese essay during form 2! Danm he's good, isnt he? Btw he isnt stupid!! We try to buy some information off him for 2 biscuit, well he didnt fall for that...This proof that 2 biscuit isnt enough, next time it will be 3 biscuit!! A guy who cant take stress well. I suppose he takes alot of pressure from his sisters, his sisters are all A's students. Living up to your parents expectation can really damage you mentally. Lucky for us, the pok is still sane not like me. Oh yeah let talk about the girls he likes should we? All the past few months, adam and i have been trying to figure out who is she. The only information we have is that it is a SHE (thank god he isnt gay) second she from the same primary school as us, third she is still in our school.Beside that, the rest are lock in that pig brain of his....Well i think that all for now about him.

Offence -2 (having a car as your weapon can greatly increace your offence!!)
Defence -5 (tough nut to crack)
Intelligents -8 (his sisters are smart...shouldnt he be one too?)
Agility -7 (always coming up with new stun for frisbee! even heard of backwards-turn catch?)

4. Dominic (me)
Sigh i dont really like to tlalk about myself...Well i suppose i should i can talk a little about me?Let see...hm.....i think of myself mostly the average person in the group cept for height and weight. i dont really know what to talk about myself. The reason why i didnt really complete this post for a long time was i didnt really know what to talk about regarding myself.For most of you who do remember the old post,there hasnt been much changes. Like i said at the beginning, i dont really like to talk about myself....Why dont i just end it here?

The end

2004-10-03T14:30:00.000+08:00

well, now it's suppose to be my(pokxian) turn to post wor. I've noticed tht we post in this blog about every 5 days consistantly(well nearly anyway), i wanted to wait for 5 more days after adam posted his post but aiya.... decided not to anyway lar.
so let's see, whats new. I figure the only thing tht's new tht hasn't been posted by adam is tht dom and adam gave my car a name.
"The Mobile Red Box" is the name.....right......, why the name u may ask?? well i was driving them back home from tuition on friday we were just hearing some songs on the radio of mine and sumhow they started to sing along this song and i dunno what happened next, just sumhow or rather they decided to name my car "The Mobile Red Box". i was more intrested in getting us home safely and decided to concentrate drivin me car more than listen to them.but it's cool in the sense tht my car is red and it's kinda like a square and looks like a box lol.
ok so i see tht every post should contain a little info about ourselves wor so here goes lar.

Dominic Teoh Kok Kwang
tht's his full name for those tht don't know. like adam said the guy is smart, but sumhow he is just blur sometimes tht we start doubting his tht the mensa test wasn't his real IQ. most of u probably know by now, dom was from the same primary school as meself but nvr the same class.... i think......but still, i knew who he was then, the guy tht came from england. There were only 2 guys tht came to our school tht came from england and the 2 guys are me best friends now. how i got so close to dom is basicly the same way as adam, actually probably the same way. During form 1 the 3 of us just hung out together and became great friends.Like adam said, dom does crazy things most of time, coming up with crazy ideas. But i suppose tht's probably what this trio of friends need rite?? a sensible one, crazy one and a short fat one lol just kidding. a more funny one.

ok now about Adam Ng Kah Yew
adam is the more funny one of us i suppose, the more extrovert one as he says and the shortest one too lol (ok ok enough enough lol otherwise adam is gonna kick me arse)
like dom, this guy came from england too. Knew him from the great V bus tht sends us to and back from school everyday. Those were the days when our innocent minds resolved around nothing else but "game books". yes.......yes...... innocent we were.
Ok so i knew adam much earlier and therefore better because we came from the v bus and saw each other nearly everyday. Still we got closer mainly during form 1 and all.
like dom says, this guy can do badly in his exams and yet not show it. hmmm something i will can't do. most of the time i can crack more jokes with adam around instead of dom, know why?? well sorry to say sometimes dom is a little blur to crack jokes with. but still he's fun to be around with.
ok i actually din really want to say anything about myself as i thought it cut the fun out of it. but i'll mention a little i suppose

Leow Pok Xian a.k.a pig, pok, ah pok (probably anything goes as long tht it starts with the alphabet P, those 2 nvr use my Leow Or Xian for nicknames)
ok well i'm really more of an introvert i guess, i can crap a whole lot. but i gotta be comfortable with tht particular person before being able to do so.
i can keep heck load of secrets and if i ain't gonna tell i just ain't gonna tell.
example would be the form 2 chinese essay i wrote, till now adam and dom has nvr figured out what i wrote lol. Like dom said, most of the time after an essay exam when they ask me what i wrote, i'll just tell them, i din write any. lol
let me give u another example adam and dom has been trying to get certain more private "info" about myself but so far they still dun know anything. adam even offered to buy 2 packets of chipsmore in exchange for tht "particular" information. Unfortunetely(for them at least) they still dunno tht answer to tht particular info. ok i'm gonna stop here becoz i dun reallie understand what i'm typing about anymore lol.
oh yea added new poll for visitors to vote so if u guys scroll down just a little u would notice a poll there??!! and added a new pic instead of the final fantasy one.
how does everyone like it???
well tht's it i guess nothing more to add for now.

The 3 stupendous people in this blog

2004-10-03T13:37:00.000+08:00

Well i really am running out of ideas on what to post in this blog? How about the idea of prom among the 3 of us? Well since adam the great is one of the member in charge of the prom, he has been telling us to go for the prom non-stop 24/7 (exageration) Well i'm not sure about me, but i think pok definately going for that prom. Dont ask me who is his date or adam's date for that matter. The 3 of us has been keeping our date's name a secret or is it because we have no name to even talk about? Well for me, i dont really know whether i'm going to the prom or not. (Family reasons. ) Well i suppose pok doesnt have anyone in mind to ask out yet. I mean we dont even see him mix around with girls often (talk and flirt - none), but heck i shouldnt worry about his date just take it easy .

Ahh dont really know what i'm talking right here...Oh well since it's still consider a post, i'm just going to post it...

Its my turn again

2004-09-30T19:36:00.000+08:00

Ok its my(adam) turn to post again although i really dont feel like posting. so because of that im going to make it short and post in point form..heheh

Point 1) Went for Frisbee today
after a lapse of 2 weeks we finally made it back to the field to hve our usual game of frisbee. last 2 weeks we couldnt make it coz 1)pok was supposed to go mata fair and 2)pok said traffic was too heavy so didnt want to drive. well today conditions were really just nice to play in fact it didnt even rain for the whole day which is quite a lucky thing since it seems to be raining everyday these few days. wasnt so lucky on the way home though. pok decided not to take the mid valley turning off to my house and instead took the long way which meant going past 2 sets of traffic lights not to mention having to cover a longer distance. well the road turned out to be jammed up so yea pok started his usual round of complaining again although i really cant blame him since even his mum called and asked why he was so late..hehe. Sry pok but maybe ill build a helipad next to my house so u wont hve to drive anymore ok? ^_^

point 2) Started Initial D card with Dom
i know dom has already mentioned this but i think i shud make things clearer. quite a lotta ppl from my class hve been playing initial d in the arcade recently so me and dom decided to start and share a card together. ended up paying 6 bucks for a card in mid valley compared to other places like summit and sungai wang which only costs 4. and one game in mv costs 2 bucks while a game elsewhere is only 1. it may seem to be a small difference but in the long run it really determines how big a hole we burn into our pockets. Oh yes, and the name for the card? DNA of course. it only stands for Dominic N Adam, but i thought up something more sophiscated like saying dna means studying in depth about the build of the car and fine tuning it to the best performance and blahblahblah. it really sounds quite logical when u think about it but in reality it only stands for our initials..hahah.

Point 3) Small Intro about the 3 of Us
this idea was actually mine, although dom was the one who got the ball rolling. i suggested we each take turns writing a small description about each other. in this way YOU(meaning the person reading this) will hve a general idea about us, not to mention its a great opportunity for the 3 of us to find out what we each think of each other..hahah. So ill get started with dom, and this is in no particular order, so dont accuse me of favoritism.
3.1) Dom
Dom the Donkey. thats right hes a donkey. not physically of course, more on the psychological side. although if he grew another 2 legs and started eating grass it might be cool..lolz. Anywayz i shud say that dom is the smartest among the 3 of us on paper(just look at his mensa score!!) but once in awhile hes just so blur that me and pok just wonder whether he came from his mums stomach or from mars.... one thing that dom is good at though - anime and most electronic stuff, like computers and cars etcetc. ah yes, another thing about dom, he has a problem talking. not that he goes gagagoogoo like a baby, just that u hve to listen a bit more carefully when he talks just so u properly get what hes trying to say..hehe. well How did i meet dom?? it actually started with our mothers in standard 2. imagine our mothers met before we did..lolxx. he was the kid back from england and so was i so i guess there was some similarity there. i actually didnt really know him that well until standard 6 when i was his classmate and form 1 when he transferred into CHS after 6 months in Desa Perdana. oh well 5 years goes a long way doesnt it...?

3.2)Pok Xian
Pok the Pig. yeayea i know i hve a donkey and a pig for best friends. not exactly the best combination, but hey maybe next time we can make our own shrek movies or somethin..lolz. Out of the 3 of us, pok has to be the most sensible one i suppose. hes the one who always worries about studies the most, and is one guy who will always do the RIGHT thing, unlike dom, who will do insane things such as jumping over monsoon drains and highway barriers(we're NEVER going to forget that!!!!). Pok is also the most anti-social one. put him in a room full of strangers and itll probably be like taking a fish out of water..lolz. I know dom can survive with strangers, and i could prob mix around after awhile, but pok......well lets just say it would take time..haha. and How do i know pok? well it all started from that rickety old V bus which used to ferry us to and fro from school. Both of us were on the same bus so yea we basically saw each other everyday although like dom i wasnt that close to him until secondary school. but still i must say i knew him better than dom in primary school..not a lot..just a bit better. =D

3.3) Adam
right its time to write about myself. dont wry im not gonna blow my own trumpet and turn this into bragging space, ill be as truthful as i possibly can..lolxx. i suppose dom was right in his last post. i know i always look like as if exams dont affect me as much as pok, but really inside me i feel pressure just like anyone else, although i dont bother to show much off it on the outside and prefer to just keep it inside me. becoz to me, whats the point of moaning and groaning about exams to others? it just makes everyone else feel even more pressured and worried. to me if someone really worries about his exams so much, he/she shud just go get some help for him/herself and start making a change. Anywayzz among the 3 of us i suppose im the best speaker(buahaha im starting to brag!! =P) if it comes to delivering a speech or an impromptu thing, i suppose i would be the one who would do the best. sometimes i might seem like an extrovert, always being able to make friends and get along with everyone, but then again im also an introvert who sometimes just wants to be left alone with maybe 1 or 2 frens for occasional company(thats what the 2 of u are for! hahah)

Ah well this is just my own assessment of myself and the other 2, might i just add the 2 of u are welcome to give differing opinions about what ive said, and maybe at the end of it all we'll do a conclusion or somethin..lolx.

P.S - i know i said this was gonna be a short post, but hey i guess i just got a bit carried away. =P

blogless or balless?

2004-09-25T21:52:00.000+08:00

Well since nobody been posting anything new lately, i guess i have to jump start the cue so that adam will start posting more often!!! Lately there hasnt been anything interesting happenning around the 3 of us so i cant really blame adam and pok for not wanting to post. If we would to post everything that happen including the minor details, i suppose you (the readers) are going to read till you drop dead...Yup it is that boring. Well i was planning to put a poll here,asking who do you think is the best or cutest guy amoung the 3 of us and stuff like those. But i never had the time to do so or should i best say it i never took the time to do it. Well as you can see, the templete has been change thanks to pok . But adam hasnt been doing much to this blog cept for the tagboard and only a few post.....

Btw adam and i create a new name to call the both of us ,if the pig isnt arond. the "gang" is called DNA, it's suppose to stand for dominic "n" adam...not some sort of double helix..Now that i think about it...it does sound kind of lame.

Beside this, i think i going to post a bit of out character. Let start with adam, he the happy go luckly guy. The trials exam doesnt seem to be affecting him like the way it does to pok. He cant get a really bad paper and still laugh at it unlike pok who like show a...a...a.......well you will understand it when you see it. I hope i am centre of both of them. Perhaps adam is good at covering it up and try his best to let people say the best of him. There anothing about pok that me and adam hate! Most of the time after doing his essay paper, he wont tell us which question he choose!! Beside that, we still havent figure it out who he likes....YET!!

Well there only thing that makes pok better than rest of us is he can drive! the only person wif d licence to kill ppl in his car.....

I think this collective blog is a failure,beside ee wen and the 3 of us. i think no1 else visit this blog....

site still boring dudes....

2004-09-20T01:06:00.000+08:00

ok like u can see this site is still rather boring. (c'mon guys wanted to do something more intresting here man!!! dom !wheres those poll?? hahaha)
anyway because the previous layout was just such a sore eye and all, me and dom went blogskin shopping and have been carefully selecting potential err "candidates" and there u have it, this blog skin. do hope we can put more stuff into this place soon (coz i've worked really late to change this blogskin!! damn it ! if only i spent as much concentration like this in my studies :>)
well like u can see from the tagboard, not many ppl have been visiting this site, hope anyone out there tht do can leave some msg's in the tagboard.
ok this is gonna be a short post because trials just ended my i'm mourning over my results, so yea. And adam, c'mon u gotta put it up in your links soon lar otherwise it would make this collective blog rather meaningless lol.
ok tht's for it then.

Near-Death Experiences

2004-09-14T21:37:00.000+08:00

right it seems its my turn to post again. frankly i think we need a few more ppl in this col. blog so itll take longer for the rotation to come back to me. just rotating between 3 ppl is just too fast..hahaha. anywayzz nothin much has been happening lately, what with trials just finishing and all. And oH Yes, have i mentioned im going for NS? yes i suppose its befitting to put this in here, even though ive already mentioned it in my own blog. So out of the 3 of us, IM the lucky one going for NS!! wahahah i can see their faces going green with envy!!! hahahahah. Come On u guys i know u wanna go for the experience too..ehehehe.

Anywayzz theres always been this saying that just as u thought u knew someone well, they suddenly do something totally unexpected(usually this is used with parents =P). Well this certainly held through with our good friend pok the other day. I TELL YOU nvr before have dom and me been so scared out of our wits lolz. Usually among the 3 of us its always pok whos the quieter and sensible one, with dom doing all the stupid stunts(such as jumping over highway barricades and monsoon drains..) which me and pok would usually pass. But this time, it was the COMPLETE opposite. we had just finished our regular game of frisbee, and were heading to the coffee shop nearby for me to tapau some dinner back home. anyway pok was the one driving, since none of us can drive yet, and we had just come to this crossroad where we wanted to turn right. Well usually the driver is supposed to first stop and look to see whether there are any cars coming from the other 3 directions before proceeding right? Well we still have no idea WHAT came over pok, but instead of SLOWING DOWN he SPED UP and took the right turn straight away with another 2 cars coming from different directions. As u can probably imagine the other 2 cars werent very happy and they displayed it by using that annoying device called the horn to full effect. But really i dont blame them, since me and dom were also shivering after that stunt he pulled. worst of all was pok didnt even feel he did anything wrong!! kept going on about how it was his right of way and everything... and thats not even the worst of it. to make matters WORSE, even before he had finished arguing his point, he did the SAME THING again, this time turning into the coffee shop even though there was clearly a car coming in the opposite direction. Waaaa after that when he stopped at the coffee shop i jumped out of the car quick just to touch sweet ground again..lolxx

Well i suppose no new post is complete without some update about the blog. as u can probably clearly see from the posts of the other 2 fellas, they seem to imply that im not doing anything to help in this blog. well its not exactly my fault, those 2 are the FFF(final fantasy fans) who just love editing and collecting anything to do with the FF franchise.. as for me, im just the guy who makes his presence felt via his posts..hahah. But i must say that im the one who put the tagboard in, but do i get a word of thanks for it? Nope. instead i get told off by dom for messing with the code!! Right. From now on im not touching that stupid code nemore.. =P

New Blog Layout.

2004-09-06T20:07:00.000+08:00

so fellow bloggers (if there actually are any tht are visiting this site that is.......) what do u think of the new layout?!?!?!(ok i realise u guys won't be able to reply this answer because we dun even have a tagboard yet) But well i think this site is coming up ......finally.
As u all know this is a collective blog tht basicly dom started, i made little contributions to it.....little maybe but i did make contributions, unlike our other parther here (ahem ..... not good to mention names here buahahaha)
so far we changed the whole template(thanx to whoever dom stole the template from) dom made the more significant changes and i contributed the picture(what do u think of the picture?)
the picture represents nothing at all, it's just a good looking girl that we can only dream of.
Yes, yes it may represent that we cant' get any chunted girls in reality and therefore we make templates with good looking virtual girls in it. (just jk larz)
anyway, because there's still trials on, we are considered rather bold to update this blog. Because of trials, updates will probably be slighty limited and this will probably be the whole blog for now.
And about tht rain incident, i would like to post more about as there is other details in it hahaha but maybe some other time perhaps.
till next time!!!

by piggi (whoa been a long time since i last used tht nick ~)

Rain rain go away

2004-09-06T19:11:00.000+08:00

Since the last post of our beloved Adam there hasnt been any post lately due to the fact that Adam refuse to post something untill me or Pok does.In case you dont notice it, but me and Pok had spend some time redesigning the templete (and not posting while Adam is just sitting his butt off! muahahahah). Got to say it looks way cooler now. But there plenty of room for improvement.

The general idea of this blog was to post topic relating to the 3 "great" being of this modern time.Well here is the first post about the things we do together when other arent around (the following activities might be illigal so please dont report to the authority).

Last friday (we always go for the same malay tuition in KL the place is called chan she shu yuen,a really good place for malay tuition! ) like always we had our usual malay tuition in kl (why am i repeating myself?). But that day was special. Instead of a normaly learning class, we had a competition between of all the teacher other class. We were planning to use the best people of CHS to take part in the competition and at the same time represent our school too while we at it. But the bad part was it was during the start of our form 5 trials so our best 3 couldnt make it and had to replace them with the "not soo good at malay" people. This is where we come in. Adam , Pok and me was planning to be the subsitue for the team but ended being the main players. As the competition progresses, we were losing like mad. We were planning to lose but not as last place so we dont have to come for another round of this silly competition.Well since Adam is planning a blog regarding what happen to the whole time of that competition, i'll let him be the guess to tell the story.

As you can read for the title, the main event that happen that day was all thanks to a little help of mother nature RAIN!! Hehe this is where the fun begin! After tuition it started to rain. First i was just a few drop of rain , as time go on it got heavier and heaveir! Luckly Pok park his car somewhere near the entrance of the tuition centre. We were debating whether to get ourselves wet and make a run for his car. That debate took us a total of 20 minutes! It went like, hey maybe we should wait a bit for the rain to get a bit smaller then suddenly BOOM it started to rain cats and dog while the inside was a domkey and a pig(any animal for adam?). Ok the debate ended saying we will use the teacher's umbrella and try to make it in to the car withou getting wet. After we manage to "deliver" Pok safely to his car, i decided to get a little wet and make a dash for his car. When i "arrive" in his car , Pok told me that the rain was too heavy for him to drive (according to him, his cant see his front and side but to me it seem he was using some cheap wipers!). So we decided to pass this msg to our man who is stand behind the battle field telling him to hold his position and carrier one cant move! The first msg was send by the pig going OI oi oi OI oi oiOi (translation : the rain is too heavy! Cant drive stay there!) But the rain manage to intercept it before it reach Adam. So another msg was send, this time it was : THE RAINNING TOO F*CKING HEAVY CANT DRIVE! Too bad adam receive the order to come out to the car quick (dont know who told him that).

i MUST say it was quite a comedy watching us trying to get into Pok's car.Hopefully adam does a better job at explaining.

MY First Post

2004-08-17T21:33:00.000+08:00

right although im supposed to be one-third(1/3) of this collective blog, i havnt actually contributed anythin till now(this wasnt my idea anyway =P). First major mistake i noticed - the title. "Aliens Dislike Potatoes"?? pok really made a blunder out of that one.. lolz. Seriously i dont even know whos gonna come in here and read this stuff. not like im going to link this to my blog anytime soon..wahahaha. we still got a lot to work on anyway. i really hope pok can find another background - this one just looks too much like the one on poks own blog. wait a sec.. now i know what hes trying to do.. hes trying to take more control over the blog by doing all the layouts!! nooo we shall not give in!! (ok im bein seriously lame here..)

well anyway since dom told me to make a post here just so we can start off this blog, here it is. SO with the cutting of the ribbon, i now proclaim this blog OPEN. *cuts a ribbon in half*

The Real 1st post

2004-08-09T19:43:00.000+08:00

so anyway whoever tht should ever........ever see this blog, this is actually a collective blog between me, dom and adam. Stupid u might say, and i might just argree with that. But heck it was just a try for fun, it nvr was meant to serve any purpose this blog, why u may ask? Well we're days away from SPM and we're barely hanging to our own personal blogs, so i guess this collective blog is just gonna have to wait till we have more time to improvise it lor hor?
For those who don't know who we are, well me pokxian (commonly know as pig, pok, pokz errr forget it my nicknames are weird). Then there's Adam................... hmmm watz there to say about adam lol?? the short fat one maybe?? muahahahaha (he'll gonna kick me if he see's this, lucky he nvr comes to this blog even though he owns part of it lol)
and finally we have dominic teoh, (we call him dom for short or u can call him Dis Orge Might Injure Nice Innocent Children which stands for dominic as well, but i still prefer this nickname the most! Donkey Dom!!! a clone of donkey kong perhaps?)
anway tht's it for now
By pigz

Testing

2004-07-26T19:16:00.000+08:00

This is the 1st post for the "dom,adam & pok" collective blog.This is a testing message.So please come back to this blog when it run and running smoothly.